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candace | 22 | she/they main film & tv blog used to be kannagen

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

[steelydanyaoi]

whats the fuckwhat makes this guy so fucking special

[foxydunsparce]

YOU HAVE A VAGINA?

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[labcorp]

[cutehotsexycool]

[votoms]

Two holy truths emerge

A) all bisexuals are making it up for attention

B) all people are bisexual

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[furryprovocateur]

i hope anti-choicers all die horribly like if you're anti-choice you should be killed slowly

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[zsnes]

“Take your ship hate and get the fuck out of our tag.”

— Walter White

[stupid-twink-girl]