I don't know, do you?

This shall be my main/personal blog. Tumblr for weird shit: llama-things.tumblr.com Art tumblr: llamaccino.tumblr.com

[xxxozzyfozzyxxx-deactivated2018]

MAJOR WARNING TO DISCORD USERS!!!! PLEASE REBLOG AND PASS THIS ALONG!!

Do not accept a friend request from Chrisopeer Davies and Jessica Davies. They are hackers. Tell everyone on your friends list because if somebody on your list adds one of them, they’ll be on your list too. They will figure out your personal computer’s IP and address, so copy & paste this message wherever you can

Heads Up: Also look out for a Discord user by the name of “KeirStarmer” or often just “Keir”. He is going around sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept his friend requests will have their accounts DDoSed and their IP Addresses revealed to him.

Spread the word and send this to as many discord servers as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him.

Please be warned there is a user going around called “KurtStarmer” or just “Kurt” who is mass spamming terribly graphic gore and of such(he is also a hacker). Please spread the word of this to your other servers

[roskii]

I don’t have discord but I know some of my friends do.

Be safe

[kazoosarentsatanic]

I know a lot of y'all do have Discord, so watch out for these people!

[knitwitcrone]

PSA. Be safe out there kids. :)

[inkskinned]

ive been on tumblr a long time and i remember when everyone said “oh don’t romanticize mental illness” and it was agreed that doing that was gross and a good way to kill people indirectly

but somehow we’ve come full circle and there are people who legit defend their right to be anti-recovery there are people who don’t want to get better and spread the idea that you can’t get better as if it’s gospel and it’s fucking frightening to me bc nobody seems to want to say “hey? this is toxic and untrue and is your disease speaking, and it’s not something you should accept.”

and i feel like every recovery post gets about 500 of these people saying “this isn’t something that will work” “cool karen i’m depressed” “maybe it worked for you but it won’t work for other people” and that’s… just… im so sorry if you’re 15. i’m sorry if you’re in high school and watching grown adults tell you it doesn’t get better. that nobody says that with time and help and patience the world stops being so heavy, that accepting your illness as a fact is one thing but accepting it as the only way to be is just wrong, that you can learn to live with it and still find some degree of “happy”…. if i had seen this shit back when i was … oh god starting at 12 when i was already self-harming …. i think i’d have actually honest-to-god killed myself. not a joke, not a funny tumblr punchline, i would have actually just killed myself. 

i’m saying this right here and right now to the adults on this site. if you for any reason shoot down positivity that’s causing no harm - you might have indirectly worsened someone else’s condition, and you should try and do better in the future. if you find it necessary to tell people “recovery is a lie”, you need to do better. i know everyone has different circumstances, but i also know that mental illness behaves in such a way that everyone thinks they can’t recover.  if you feel like you should be spreading the Word Of Relapse, you are causing toxic language to be normalized and you need to do better. 

im team “cool karen ive got depression and that means i’m going to try this because i’ve got to try something” i’m team “romanticize recovery” i’m team “it isn’t working now but it might in the future and it’s worth staying to find out” im team “hey this didn’t work for me but it might help somebody else out”

fuck guys it shouldn’t be an unpopular opinion to say “i don’t want any of you to die”.

[stephrc79]

Oh thank fuck someone finally said it!

[phoenyxoftheashes]

Thank you OP. Good post

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

[im-fairly-whitty]

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

[slusheeduck]

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

[crystallinecrow]

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

[starlightdragon]

@turbotasstic

[jack-the-lion]

Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD

[mambofivehargreeves-deactivated]

Anyways there’s a website that tells you whether Thanos killed you or not when he wiped out half the planet

[spideyandstark]

You’ll be disappointed to know that I lived

[hitoka-39]

Swallowing glitter before I die so I can be fabulous glitter dust

[noonedefeatsme]

I didn’t die!

[bekayim-archive]

Peace Out World

[kuxo]

I'm dead

[goodness-gracious-great-balls-of]

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

[chill0naperochingona]

You put this into words way better than I could have

[snartmo-deactivated20180309]

The amount of people willing to base their ideals on pretending they’re the lead character of an action movie is ridiculous.

[angelbabyspice]

oh! oh! my favorite is when they source actual events where someone “saved the day” by using a gun, they’re always fake stories LMAO

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[llama-things]

Mermaids are real and imma fight you over it.

So, mermaids, the dwellers of the sea and myths. They are real, and I have proof.

Don’t believe me?

Here it is:

So as a first thing we need to think about where merfolk reside, obviously in the seas and oceans.

Here it gets wierd, but bear with me it has a conclusion.

Where does most of trash and litter produced by humanity goes? The ocean. So we can theoretically call the oceans thrash can of humanity.

We good? Good.

So now let’s look at fandom people, or people of tumblr, what are we often called, mainly by ourselves? Fandom/tumblr trash.

And where does trash belong?

In a trash can.

What is the trash can of humanity?

Oceans.

Who dwells in oceans?

Merfolk.

Here it is friends, fandom/tumblr people are mermaids, or less gender specific merfolk.

And you won’t convince me otherwise.

[scav-church]

[nevergonnawalkpastafez]

Shot to the heart, and I’m to blame…

[mythicalmyotis]

Well, I just destroyed my living room chair

[mrmearo]

i have no foot anymore

[solarpaintdragon]

It’s okay, I just fucked up my pillow and my mattress

[keroa]

goodbye bookcase

[rbthemad]

fucked my back up,

[rizzsauce]

Bye chest

i just destroyed the school bag of cin

[rellenitos]

@dreamyjimin

[cuntybearjamboree]

@thenonbinaryspacegem I WAS HUGGING THEIR LEGS NOOOOO

[ignitiondorks]

I just shot myself in the crotch you people have nothing on me

[janeywobbles-deactivated2021112]

Well bye brains

[legodotcom]

I just shot my phone.

[b3rrybubb1e]

i just shot mah cat

[alyssumax-blog]

i shot my chin

[joonserendipity-deactivated2018]

Lol bye desk

[epicbattler3-deactivated2021090]

Shot myself in the neck/shoulder area

[calicotails]

shot myself in the cheek that’s cool

[code-amber-deactivated20170212]

My mouth is obliterated.

[237-moved-deactivated20200830]

Goodbye Doritos, You Will Be Missed

[nyssa-001-deactivated20231102]

bye heart

[thesuperdupernova]

Buh-bye leg

[un1c0rn-gutz]

I fucked up my phone and my other hand ;v;

[aspenxbork-deactivated20220608]

I just shit a hole in the floor, of a Starbucks :/

[irritatedfox-deactivated2022032]

NOT THE BED!!!!!

[unreal-bloger]

My computer my loft over art suplys My studir books and my psp would be gone……

[dontfollowmeimoved-blog]

NOOOO I SHOT MY COOKIE ;W;

[pancakesmage-deactivated2017112]

I shot my bed…..

[swaysway4433-deactivated2017062]

Nuuu mah phone ;-;

[minty-fresh-goodness]

R.I.P My Computer

[imnoturmuse]

^

[xxxozzyfozzyxxx-deactivated2018]

I shot a hole in my wall… oops…. 

And I may have discovered another universe…..again. 

[crypticscarecrow]

Shot in the neck-

Oh Gee XD

[blog-the-star-child]

Well shit There goes my knee cap

[dontfollowmeimoved-blog]

yOU GIVE LOOVEE A BAD NAMMMEEEE

[zeeunknownundertalelover-deacti]

Bye bye wall nice knowing ya

[lillithofacademytale-deactivate]

Goodbye head…

[astrange-ishhouseplant]

MY WIIMOTE (I’m playing wii at the same time xD

[c0rte-xx]

I KILLED MY SIS

[dontfollowmeimoved-blog]

MY HEART. AGAIN… HEHE..

[peachyinsomniac]

welp bullet through my chin then and up my head ….

[connermorguer]

BYE BYE HEAD. well fuck

[kuxo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SALD

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

[gerrycanavan]

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

[antigovernmentextremist]

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

[lesserjoke]

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

[frpeter]

I didn’t know about this. Wow.

[theveganarchist]

always reblog

[enbyhugs]

This is SUPER IMPORTANT and also a good reason to show up for jury duty. You know all those laws you think are stupid? This is your chance to maybe do something about it. 

[errors-dot-albi-deactivated2015]

I…. I thought this was common knowledge… signal boosting this because it obviously isn’t!

[trials-of-socrates]

Did not know this

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Jury nullification in the United States has its origins in colonial British America. Similar to British law, in the United States jury nullification occurs when a jury in a criminal case reaches a verdict contrary to the weight of evidence, sometimes because of a disagreement with the relevant law.

[elfwreck]

http://fija.org/ - Fully Informed Jury Association - has background info about this. Legal history, printable pamphlets, advice on how to discuss it with people, and so on. 

Also, advice on how NOT to mention that you know it exists, because if you even hint at it, the prosecution’s lawyers will throw you off the jury. As mentioned above, while you absolutely have this right, most states forbid anyone in the court process from telling you about it.

You are, 100%, absolutely allowed to say “Not Guilty” if what you mean is “I don’t think this person should be punished for what they did; no harm was done here.” And you don’t have to explain yourself at all; you aren’t required to justify your vote, and you can’t be penalized for it. This is EXACTLY the reason we have juries, rather than all legal cases being decided by professional lawyers and judges. You aren’t expected to know all the nuances of law - you’re expected to know what’s right and wrong in your community.

OTOH, if you want out of jury duty, all you have to do is mention, “I am aware of my right to vote my conscience and support my understanding of a just society,” and either the judge or one of the attorneys will remove you.

[gerrycanavan]

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

[antigovernmentextremist]

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

[lesserjoke]

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

[frpeter]

I didn’t know about this. Wow.

[theveganarchist]

always reblog

[enbyhugs]

This is SUPER IMPORTANT and also a good reason to show up for jury duty. You know all those laws you think are stupid? This is your chance to maybe do something about it. 

[errors-dot-albi-deactivated2015]

I…. I thought this was common knowledge… signal boosting this because it obviously isn’t!

[trials-of-socrates]

Did not know this

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Jury nullification in the United States has its origins in colonial British America. Similar to British law, in the United States jury nullification occurs when a jury in a criminal case reaches a verdict contrary to the weight of evidence, sometimes because of a disagreement with the relevant law.

[elfwreck]

http://fija.org/ - Fully Informed Jury Association - has background info about this. Legal history, printable pamphlets, advice on how to discuss it with people, and so on. 

Also, advice on how NOT to mention that you know it exists, because if you even hint at it, the prosecution’s lawyers will throw you off the jury. As mentioned above, while you absolutely have this right, most states forbid anyone in the court process from telling you about it.

You are, 100%, absolutely allowed to say “Not Guilty” if what you mean is “I don’t think this person should be punished for what they did; no harm was done here.” And you don’t have to explain yourself at all; you aren’t required to justify your vote, and you can’t be penalized for it. This is EXACTLY the reason we have juries, rather than all legal cases being decided by professional lawyers and judges. You aren’t expected to know all the nuances of law - you’re expected to know what’s right and wrong in your community.

OTOH, if you want out of jury duty, all you have to do is mention, “I am aware of my right to vote my conscience and support my understanding of a just society,” and either the judge or one of the attorneys will remove you.

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

[milo-does-a-discourse-deactivat]

!!!!!!¡!!!

@eleanor-hates-pedos @anti-pedo-patrol @anti-cgl-moana @anti-ddlg-inc

[anti-pedo-patrol]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS!!!!

[the-cottonball-system-blog]

Stay safe everyone!!

-A

[writing-prompt-s]

This is one of the reasons why I always reblog this post on VPNs

[videogamesincolor]

How Net Neutrality will Recede Post-April 23d, 2018

The Following text is copied from the thread of the official twitter of fightforthefuture.org:

@fightfortheftr (April 19, 2018): There have been a lot of inaccurate reports that the FCC’s repeal of #NetNeutrality will officially go into effect next week on April 23rd. That’s not true. It’s a bit more complicated than that. Ready? Here we go:

Its understandable many journos are confused by this. It’s legitimately confusing. The FCC order said it would go into effect 60 days after publication in the Federal Register, which would have been April 23rd. But, it still has to be approved by the Office of Management & Budget.

There was another FCC filing in the Federal Register that would imply the earliest the OMB could approve this (and its worth noting that approval is basically just a technicality) is actually April 27th, but its likely to happen some time after that, possibly even weeks after.

The most important thing for EVERYONE to understand is that nothing catastrophic or dramatic is going to happen immediately when the FCC rules go into effect. Telecom shills will immediately start saying “See? The sky didn’t fall, we never needed #NetNeutrality.“ 

They’re lying.

The ISPs aren’t going to immediately start blocking content or rolling out paid prioritization scams. They know Congress and the public are watching them. Rather, the death of #NetNeutrality will be slow and insidious. You might not even notice it at first.

And that’s the worst part. What will happen is over time ISP scams and abuses will become more commonplace and more accepted. They’ll roll out new schemes that appear good on their face but undermine the free market of ideas by allowing ISPs to pick winners and losers.

Over time we’ll see less awesome startups. Less awesome videos. Less diverse online content. And we’ll see more content that our ISPs want us to see. The Internet will be watered down and manipulated. It will change forever in ways that harm our democracy. 

But it will take time.

So: don’t fall for ISP lobbyists talking points. They’re ALREADY claiming that #NetNeutrality was never needed since the sky hasn’t fallen, and the rules haven’t even gone into effect. But also don’t panic. The Internet is not going to die next week. Keep calm and keep fighting.

The Senate will vote in a matter of weeks on a Congressional Review Act (CRA) resolution to block the FCC’s repeal. Now is the moment to get engaged.

Everyone: take action at http://BattleForTheNet.com

Small businesses: sign this letter http://BusinessesForNetNeutrality.com

Retweet & spread!

@ineeddiversegames @poc-creators @weneeddiversebooks

[meatmobile]

Why does this only have 1.5k notes

[citrusnoodle-deactivated2020120]

**psa**

hey u i got somethin important to tell u

come here fren

yayyy k so this is like super important n like the entire world needs to kno

ur amazing

ur a kind and good person

u deserve all the happiness in the world 

[kuxo]

Mood for today, sitting on balcony, drinking herbal tea, and blowing bubbles into the night.

[isthismayberelatable]

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS

IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.

The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia. 

Source: (x)

A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.

Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS! 

Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.

[deadfishmarket]

We NEED to get Net Neutrality trending again.

This is enough. Ajit Pai has already succeded MULTIPLE TIMES and you can expect the full removal of net neutrality on APRIL 23RD OF THIS YEAR. We can still contact our senators, we can still fight as hrd as we can, but even though 23 states are suposedly suing for the repeal of this, we need to help it along.

In case people forgot what Net Neutrality is: it is a series of laws that ensure everyone free and fair access to the internet. Without them, you will be charged for the sites you use on top of an already high internet bill. This means creators like us cannot post and be seen. Thia means that smaller schools will havebto switch to out of date text books. This means that starter IT projects that could make our lives better will die because noone can support an online presence that noone can afford to see.

And the list goes on and on and on. I have frienda who have to make their livings through commissions and working online because of multiple health issues. I have friends trying to publish books, post art, post voice acting snippets that will not be seen without these laws.

Please support Net Neutrality and contact your senators!!! This is so important to everyone you know, AND WE JUST NEED ONE SENATOR TO TURN THE TIDE!!!