I'm Kevin

Well, here you go.

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[tearlessrain]

funniest possible site to get this on

[pukicho]

FUCK. PEEL. WHY DONT YOU PEEL

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[tariah23]

???

[lalatongzi]

That obe tumblr user really did manage to fuck the white out of her

[pangur-and-grim]

when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

[pangur-and-grim]

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[epicsause-official]

the year is 2030. basketball cant be played anymore due to basketball shortage. the nba is still called the nba but now it stands for the "no basketball association"

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[straycatj]

お？

Oh...?

[straycatj]

おぉぉ？

Ohhhhhh!?

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[astrobowie]

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

[greelin]

this is making me fucking sick genuinely

[animentality]

[ccstcrptc]

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

[dogsuffrage]

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

[paleolithique]

i need people to know that demi dressed up as poot for halloween this year

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I’m cracking up; why does Poot have her own Wikipedia article?

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

[uptownlowdown]

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

[uptownlowdown]

i’m gonna cry

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

someone WHAT

[bluemandycat]