Wanksy Strikes Again

An alien supercomputer being emulated on a GameCube that can only run lovemywife.exe/ no pronoun prefs, 31

[industrial-humping-mutilation]

balatro is grimdark

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[iamwizzzzz]

[openingadoor]

[catstrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

[vieneinpace]

William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero

[scribblingface]

I didn't notice that note 'revamped by astra zero' until a friend pointed it out. so, here's the original painting by william etty:

and here's the website of astra zero, the artist who did that incredible painting based on this one

[venndaai]

oh I’m sure

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[flipchild]

[liesmyth]

#this has tma season 5 energy. sorry but it does @camgoloud

[sixpenceeeblog]

Only hurt people, hurt people

[sixpenceee]

More of my woke soul on @sixpenceeeblog

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[dbzyuri]

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[byjove]

*guy who has never heard of Hamilton* I don’t know why you guys are all shipping random founding fathers with each other and not Lewis and Clark who were definitely fucking in a tent every chance they got on that trip Brokeback Mountain style

[byjove]

*guy who just found out about Hamilton* haha no I totally knew you were talking about the musical, I was just joking. no, I don’t think about Lewis and Clark’s relationship as doomed yaoi. that’d be weird.

[batbetbitbotbut]

Yeah, yeah, all the textile and fibre arts lead to each other, we all became trapped here long ago.

The danger zone is when they lead out of textile and fibre arts, into agriculture and woodworking and smithing and beyond.

[justgarb]

I should build a warp weighted loom

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[necromancelena]

could it be true?

[necromancelena]

could it be true?

[necromancelena]

could it be true?