Hakuna matata

[jay-wasstuff]

Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit

[erosia-rhodes]

Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[drgeppo]

international tumblr users should know that italy's renowned tv personality Bruno Barbieri is as close as you can get to an irl Benoit Blanc (and it's glorious)

[thedorkdionysia]

here we go again spn fandom

[zhuhongs]

green tea.. in all forms .. is the most healing thing... yk. i drink green tea and im like... wow maybe life is beautiful... im not evil anymore.. i want to build community. the earth is healing

[lambch0p]

i found it.

[lambch0p]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 4, 1909

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[wizardshark]

Went and watched, the answer is in fact no

[pakop-the-backup]

It has a sequel

[guerrillatech]

[callmeirony]

False i joined the military so i didn't end up with half a mil in medical debt like my parents

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

[judeiscariot]

HELLO??

[funkygraveyards-deactivated2023]

@anti-kalvin-club​ DONT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

[cool-stuffandthings]

[aish-rai]

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[noburden]

@poetryatmost / raymond carter / eileen myles / a month of changes by emility / olivia larson @poetbitesback / the months by linda pastan / tuck everlasting by natalie babbitt / dear august / morning sun by edward hopper / e.j.l. / sue monk kidd

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[spacemancharisma]

[guerrillatech]

[sealinne]

same moment different angle

[bonnibeldam]

[cowboy]

I jacked off to american psycho before, in a hotel bathroom with one of those portable dvd players

Do you realize how scary this makes you sound

[queen-of-dirt]

I love how people are speculating what scene it was in the notes and no one has suggested the sex scene

[cowboy]

If it was the sex scene I think anon should go to jail

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[erasaure]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

[drrockbell]

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.