Just Went Through Plot Relevant Events

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[nazkarcito]

the mortys unionized

[zhukzubast]

lost another real one to status quo

[birdssong]

IM STILL NOT OVER THAT EPISODE

[pikles249]

[meezimoo]

don't even trip dawg (i am tripping im so sad this show is over)

[spacefatcat]

🧪🧪🧪

[princessmo]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

metaverse being an 80 billion dollar turbo flop that immediately shut down after one of the worst performances and subsequent total company rebranding in recent history SHOULD, in a kind and just world, have spelled the end for the entire company. but unfortunately we live in hell and "Meta" is still alive

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

same goes for twitter too like that shit should have shut down a month after it became X, The Everything App but these guys just have so much money that 80 billion dollars can be burned with reckless abandon and their companies will survive

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[transgenderer]

i think NYC would really benefit from having a giant mythical bird that lived here. maybe roosting on the empire state building. or maybe one in each borough. something along those lines. pokemon

[beepboopmew]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[cuntboysupremacy]

girl helppp

[cuntboysupremacy]

forcefemmed future self

[cuntboysupremacy]

the replies are even worse

[radiosandrecordings]

Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason they’ve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and I’m obsessed with her

[a-random-fandom-friend]

I know I already said it in a reblog 2 years ago, but... the french orangina ads :

[fantasticsacabambaspis]

No way thats called Orangina

[ozempicofficial]

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?