[dandiliiontea-deactivated202105]

Bedtime was half an hour ago.

My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, and asked his father if a duck is a predator.

[orriculum]

Some things are too important to go to bed without knowing

[banana-battery-acid]

So in the Road to El Dorado...

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

[feenyxblue]

This is the only valid crossover.

[dancing-cockroaches]

:(

[queerunicornofmars]

where did you find a test to do this?

[dancing-cockroaches]

https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

[asianartiste]

nice

[wizardlyghost]

suck on THAT mr sullivan

[rainbowdoctor]

hm

[benniclark]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[candidhoney]

hozier said gay rights babey!

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

I almost feel like this doesn’t belong here because of how amazing this is

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

Holy shit

[imgayjokes]

due to personal reasons, i am gay

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[auckie]

Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!

[bnprime]

heathen! it’s a pika! they’re not mice (rodents), they’re lagomorphs (bunnies). they live on top of mountains, because they’re from back in the ice age, and only mountain tops have the appropriate climate anymore. they don’t hibernate in the winter,  so they spend the summer gathering flowers and hay they dry their crops in the sun and then store them in underground burrows to eat all winter. they also hop around and shout “meep meep meep” at you

[skullvis]

Me, trying to find ways to connect my favorite song’s lyrics to whatever characters I’m currently obsessed with:

[once-again-i-am-dead]

Me when I show my friends:

[skullvis]

Legally, this is the only good addition anyone has made to my post.

[hydro-homies]

That’s the life

[morrithal]

wheres the store op

[mothsfuzz]

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

[vykodlak]

Me: I want to draw something breathtaking

My brain, in its infinite wisdom: Ferret, but longer

[dankmemeuniversity]

[coolthingoftheday]

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

[kearunning]

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

[aprillikesthings]

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

[korrigu-deactivated20180205]

she did such a good job I’m so proud

[nerdgirlriot]

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2015 Induction Ceremony: Green Day

Pete Wentz and the rest of Fall Out Boy induct Green Day into the Hall of Fame

[hoechloin]

[thelittleredheadedmusician]

@byebyeskylark always has the best tags.