[fassbenders]

[artemispotter]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG

[valyrfia]

IT’S THE FAMOUS POST SEEN ONLY IN SCREENCAPS

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

#representation matters

[m0onv1bezzz-deactivated20190709]

I was at the park with my son yesterday and these two black boys about 8 to 10 years old were playing on the slide and pretending they were in Black Panther and I almost cried

[fuck-off-braindead-deactivated2]

My heart

[prentiss-santiago]

this scene was far too real for too many people

[durnesque-esque]

My little sister’s boyfriend is trapped in the bathroom. (photo of him is taken from the window)

My dad, brother in law, and Sean ( thatseanguyblogs) are trying to rescue him, but the handle is too fancy to just take off.

[durnesque-esque]

They’ve passed him tools to take it off from the inside.

But the lock mechanism is still stuck.

[durnesque-esque]

The window doesn’t open, so he’s trying to take the door off its hinges… only accessible from the inside.

[durnesque-esque]

Despite his plight, he’s still quite positive.

[durnesque-esque]

The last pin won’t come out…. My dad just slid him a crowbar

[durnesque-esque]

HE’S BEEN SAVED!!!! 

My mom just PUSHED THE DOOR OPEN…. >.> (my dad and brother-in-law had worked the lock free just enough)

Freedom is sweet… and HILARIOUS

The greatest irony??? He had just helped my parents fix the door hinges tighter THIS AFTERNOON!

[durnesque-esque]

2 years ago tonight my little sister’s boyfriend was trapped and subsequently rescued from the bathroom. 

[durnesque-esque]

Annual reblog of the trapped boyfriend story. He’s now really trapped in our family - they got married and had a baby.

[thorodinson]

Tell me brother, what were you the god of again?

[artofthedeal]

Any time I meet an attractive woman

[sashayed]

people like to say that superhero movies “aren’t realistic” but what about that time Steve Rogers hurled himself out of a plane without a parachute rather than deal with a friend’s questions about his love life

[marvelgifs]

[neverthere12345]

[skiplo-wave]

Terry Crews is a gift to this world

[snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200]

EVERY PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET SOMETHING PERPLEXING IN THEIR ASKS OR SUBMITS

EVERYONE

[micro-bi-ologist]

The url is “snarkiwi” how bad can it be

[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[silver-rayn123-deactivated20181]

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

[vegebullshit]

I’m crying this is my new fav scene

[writing-prompt-s]

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

[luxtenebre]

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

The most iconic part of Parks and Rec was when Mark said “see you later” and they literally never mentioned him again

[magicalgirlmigraine]

Ed Sheeran song masterpost (edited in italics 8th edit the edits never end)

The Orange room EP

The Moody Ballad of Ed

Misery

Addicted 

I Love You

Typical Average 

Ed Sheeran EP

Way Home 

Pause (ft Alonestar)

Spark 

Billy Ruskin

Stevensong

No Luck

The Sea

Insomniac’s Lullaby

In Memory

Beyond The Pale

Open your Ears

Quiet Ballad Of Ed

Want Some? EP

You Break me 

I’m Glad I’m Not You

You Need To Cut Your Hair

Sara

Move On (ft Alonestar)

Yellow Pages

Smile

Postcards

Two Blokes and a Double Bass

The West Coast of Clare

Can’t Spell/ You Break Me (Piano Version)

You Need Me EP

Sunburn

The City

Be Like You

So

You Need Me, I Don’t Need You 

Loose Change

Homeless

Let It Out

Little Bird

Sofa

One Night

Firefly

Songs I Wrote With Amy

Fall

Fire Alarms

Where We Land

Cold Coffee

She

Live At Bedford

The A team

Homeless

The City

Fall

Wake Me Up

You Need Me I Don’t Need You

No. 5 Collaborations Project

Goodbye To You 

Nightmares

Drown Me Out

Little Lady

Radio

Family

You

Lately

One Take

UNI

Wayfaring Stranger

You Need Me I Don’t Need You

Plus

A Team

Drunk

U.N.I

Grade 8

Wake Me Up

Small Bump

This

The City

Lego House

You Need Me,I Don’t Need You

Kiss Me

Give Me Love

Autumn Leaves

Little Bird

Gold Rush

Sunburn

iTunes Festival: London 2011

The City

Homeless

The A Team

Little Lady

U.N.I

Full set

The Thank You EP 

(I can’t find the separate songs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ again why is youtube betraying me )

The Slumdon Bridge

Faces  (Ed isn’t really in these two)

You Don’t Know (For Fuck’s Sake)

 London Bridge 

Tone (Ed isn’t really in these two)

iTunes Festival: London 2012

Drunk

The A Team

Small Bump

Lego house

Chasing Cars

YNMIDNY

Full gig

Red (Taylor Swift)

Everything Has Changed

Multiply

One

I’m A Mess

Sing

Don’t

Nina

Photograph

Bloodstream

Tenerife Sea

Runaway

The Man

Thinking out loud

Afire Love

Take It Back

Shirtsleeves

Even My Dad Does Sometimes

I See Fire

All of the stars

Touch and Go

English Rose

New York

Sons Of Anarchy

Make It Rain

Multiply Single EPs

I Will Take You Home 

Everything you are

Friends

Bloodstream (ft Rudimental)

Divide

Eraser 

Castle On The Hill

Dive

Shape of you

Perfect

Galway Girl

Happier

New Man

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here

What Do I know

How Would You Feel

Supermarket Flowers

Barcelona

Bibia Be Ye Ye 

Nancy Mulligan

Save Myself

Shape Of You (Stormzy Remix)

Collaborations

If I Could

Don’t Ft.Rick Ross

Hush Little Baby

Could Just Be The Baseline

Guiding Light

Watchtower

All Falls Down

Home

Suits

Gravity

Sleeping With My Memories

Without You

Heaven

Young Guns

Follow Fashion

Real Life

Raise Them Up

Top Floor

All About It

Be My Forever

I Was Made For Loving you

Old School Love

Growing Up (Sloane’s Song)

Interlude (on Ty Dolla Signs Sign Language)  

Freakshow

Lay It All On Me

Dark times no official audio but this ones just ed so it’s better

Unreleased

Undone

Diary

I Never Fell

Last Night

These Dreams?

Oh No

Fulham Broadway

Grow Back

We Are

Miss you

Saturday

Amsterdam 

Forever

Scars

I’m Coming Home (2:40 onwards)

Grannys House

Stranger

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[pawnees]

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