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@kyolypso
that man is beautiful like ripe fruit to me and I am approaching him with a paring knife
Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
its so fucked that they get to use music in commercials. that my fucking wife asshole
three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style
theyāre all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think iām falling in love with them. itās really too bad that they donāt actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason
it has been like. two days
how it feels to refer to menās āpecsā as their tits
got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon
"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
rice is like a best friend and a lover to me
aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving
no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole š³ļø #myhole
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
āhonkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
many such pillowcases
I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this
āi should take a walk for my mental healthā boring, tired, i donāt even really wanna do it tbh
āi need to check the perimeterā i need to check the perimeter
do we think chocolate guy is gay?
-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory