they call me salami but only on tuesdays

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Gulpin

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[sticksandsharks]

Johto Beginnings, Myths & Legends

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[raazberry]

nothing really interests me lately, a tiny zine

made this to finally get out of the "i can't create anything" mindset i was in, hopefully now that i've finally made something i can leave myself alone about it :,)

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[azhdarchidae]

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

[anexperimentallife]

[tricky-pockets]

seems like there's a whole genre of:

society: autistic people fundamentally don't comprehend [x]

autistic people: no, I get it, I'm just Not Gonna Do It

[thebestworstidea]

just because I understand doesn't mean that I agree

[redskyeatnight]

At some point in my childhood someone quoted, "You've gotta know the rules to break them," at me and I took it to heart

[silver-tongues-blog]

[hasufin]

It's not "doesn't understand X" but rather "doesn't understand why people believe I should adhere to a social construct which is obviously artificially imposed, does not serve anyone well, and to which I definitely did not agree."

[quixylvre]

[diploglottis]

Sometimes I feel it's not that I don't understand it, it's that I don't have the social bandwidth to apply the knowledge to the social situation while I am in said social situation. Other times I probably don't give a toss.

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[lindleland]

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

[lindleland]

it was a dire dire dox

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[tastylemonbread]

posts i think about: thursday edition

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[jurassicshields]

Aliens