she who speaks in tags

joki, she/her, 19, follow my main @jokytch for like... Actual Art lol but you're welcome to stay here for the shitposts as well

[kytchjo]

📌 joki, she/her, 19, biromantic bilinggual brainrotting bitchass ⭐️ @jokytch's fandom sideblog but also kinda main blog bc i only post art there since i treat it more like an archive of my works.

📝 I usually just fandompost about variety of fandoms but occassionally I rb the odd post out. It's my blog what're you gonna do about it huh /lh. i tend to avoid rbing discourse posts though.

💬 in the tags you will find incoherent commentary instead of a comprehensive tagging system! i dont really post things i want to like boost into the tags (unless it's like art i specifically posted here, all my art across blogs are tagged under #myartse!)

💌 send me asks and interact with me here because i see notifs less on my other blog for some reason.

💞Current Interests! (posts I will usually rb) Those in bold are Peak Brainrot:

Hermitcraft , Last Life/3rd Life, Sleepyblr, Encanto, Cookie Run: Kingdom, Genshin Impact, Hetalia, Ascendance of a Bookworm, Ace Attorney, Bungou Stray Dogs, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Realicide/Centricide

[kytchjo]

crash

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[fembutchboygirl]

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[cross-country-suggestions]

that’s when you run cross country

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

make your own post

[cross-country-suggestions]

ok

[cross-country-suggestions]

[deepspacequeer]

hey everyone! I’m going to be closing my shop from april 11th to april 18th in solidarity with other etsy sellers to protest etsy’s latest seller fee price hike and certain new policies you can read about below! you know I’m always complaining about their fees and how I prefer to be paid outside of etsy whenever possible. I hope you’ll join me and not cross the picket line from april 11th to april 18th! you know where to find me if there’s anything I have listed that you want to buy or you have an idea for a commission! 🖖🏻

We are striking to protest Etsy's treatment of sellers. We will put our shops on vacation mode April 11-18. Those of us who can will strike

Etsy was founded with a vision of "keeping commerce human" by "democratizing access to entrepreneurship." As a result, people who have been

[hyeque]

i hope all mutuals who i never talk to are having a good day

[electracraft]

I'm just thinking about the fact that it's the end of the month. And that means dreams fanfic contest is coming to an end and we will have to deal with the fallout of him publicly announcing fics that he enjoyed. He's probably reading them now. I think we have to prepare accordingly for whatever the fuck he's gonna do cuz I know damn well it'll be incriminating

im actually so curious to see how this is gonna go down like imagine having your fic being dream approved. imagine the power

[papasmoke]

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

[papasmoke]

[ashstfu]

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

[oldbaton]

The fact that tumblr is my primary social media is proof that I’m far gone

[batciosikayetvar]

remember when ppl on here would be like “reblog this post if you support gay marriage” or “reblog this post if you think they/them are valid pronouns trying to prove something to my parents”

[starjasmines]

reblog this post if you support murder! trying to prove something to my lawyer

[moonlitdiane]

“When shall I see you again?”

“Whenever you wish and always when I can be of service to you.”

— noli mi tángere (1887)

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the similarity between you and your icon

[mallowbees]

A snippet of transcript from a long conversation about disabilities and chronic illness from Joe and Cleo’s March 23rd, 2022 craft hermits stream:

Cleo: “-When you’re talking about, ah, specific people. Um. And say ‘they’re so great for what they do and they push through and I’ve got a lot of respect for that.’ It’s a case of, what if they, couldn’t? Push through?”

Joe: “Yeah, I spent three months on bed rest because I couldn’t push through.”

Joe: “I was in the best shape of my life. I could run an 18 minute 3 mile, do 20 pull-ups, in a minute, and do 100 sit-ups in 2 minutes. That’s like the minimum for being a marine core infantry officer.”

Cleo: “Mhm.”

Joe: “I was in the best shape of my life. I had gotten to college and I weighed 125 pounds, and there’s a joke you gain the freshman 15 because of the food or whatever.”

Cleo: “Yeah.”

Joe: “I gained 25 pounds of muscle. In one year. I was 150 pounds of muscle. And in the best shape of my life. Umm.”

Joe, reading chat: “Quarka says ‘thats a perfect 100 PFT.’ If you’re gonna be a marine core infantry officer you need to be able, to do a perfect 100 PFT. That is literally, that’s the baseline. You aren’t going to be a good leader in the marine core if you cannot do that. You’re not gonna make it through OCS. Um, if you cant do that. Okay.”

Joe: “And so, what I’m saying is uh. I was, I had every physical advantage in terms of, powering through, some sort of illness. Um. And like, when they were checking um- Cause they checked everything. This was like really like, this digestive issue manifested in a way that looked like it was respiratory.”

Joe: “And then when it wasn’t respiratory, and my body freaked out in response to the steroids they gave me for that, uh, because it turns out digestive issues respond very poorly to steroids. They checked a bunch of stuff. They did an ultrasound on my heart and the person was like ‘i don’t ever get to do ultrasounds on hearts this good. this is bizarre.’”

Joe: “Like-”

Cleo: “Mhm.”

Joe: “-Cardiac wise I was fine! I was in incredible cardiovascular shape. I was in incredible muscular shape. But my digestive system just decided one day, that it had been too stressed out, and it wasn’t gonna happen. And-”

Cleo: “It was done.”

Joe: “It was done.”

Joe: “And-and I was, I spent three months thinking on bed-rest, what if the rest of my life is on bed-rest? What if I’m struggling to get to the bathroom, dizzy, trying not to fall over, everyday for the rest of my life? I’m depending on other people to bring me food or to help me stagger to the dining hall on the days where I felt like I could maybe walk a hundred feet, just to see if I could.”

Cleo: “Yeah.”

Joe: “Um, and like yeah. So its like, I’m glad that you know, some people are like ‘wow joe, its really inspiring that even though you dealt with that you’re doing this now’ but like.”

Joe: “What if I couldn’t?”

Cleo: “Yeah.”

Joe: “What do I deserve in that case?”

Joe: “I think that it would be nice if uh, you know, I wasn’t just completely forgotten by society or ignored, because I might still be able to contribute something. Even if it wasn’t this.”

Cleo: “Mhm.”

Joe: “I don’t know what that is, and I was terrified the whole time to think about how… horrible a process it would be to find out. But. you know.”

Cleo: “So yeah its a case of- When you’re saying ‘well this person managed to do this and this and this so i respect them for pushing through.’ And I’m like. But.-”

Cleo: “You need to be aware that some people just can’t. And when you’re saying you’re proud of this person you need to- You need to actually say- Okay, you can be proud of them and that’s great- But you cant. Like. Even pretend that that’s the norm.-”