hi i reblog stuff

Nothing that some ibufren and a blunt and 5 capri-suns and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself wont fix

[sacred-portal]

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why are you still crying

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[ciqqy]

I got places to be

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[dogpuppy]

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[achesspiece]

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

[cryptotheism]

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

[misspellingyourpost]

wuj og huts! Ser tjrusrers ti bedtine bexaude U hust hot s sihnak drom plametS leeoy: they are going to kill us with lasers

[unyieldingsilence]

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[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[segmentedleg]

File:Vontut National Park.jpg

[chayputnyan]

do you reckon they used a huge tripod for this pic or did they attach a camera to a bird or something

[pseudomantis]

requesting my food be prepared "ant style" at every restaurant i go to

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble