hi i reblog stuff

Nothing that some ibufren and a blunt and 5 capri-suns and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself wont fix

[sacred-portal]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[papayajuan2019]

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

[passion-of-l0vers]

i just need to figure out how everything works and once i understand that i will be able to live a human life

[eggl-rd]

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it

[great-and-small]

A tragic scene:

My turtle notices the blueberry I put out for him but in his excitement he drops it into his pond. He considers a recovery mission on his own, then turns to me for assistance instead.

Fear not- the berry was retrieved and the turtle was able to enjoy it as intended

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[primordialcell]

i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[pissed-whizard]

[disgustinggf]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will