[sadboyfactory]

[dadjokes-archived]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE THE BEST ART TEACHER EVER OMFG THANK YOU

[dustinmathisen]

If all teachers taught their subjects the way just taught this, I would have been more interested in what they had to say and less in just doing the bare minimum to pass a test.

[moved-to-phantaysia]

thets a fecking chyeld OH MY GORD

[psionicillusionist]

“G-oh, that’s porn.”

[that-ships-hellabig]

I fucking love this

[ablack-cat]

Imma save dis sINCE IVE STARTERED TO BE ABLE TO ART YAY

[lifeisdeathislifeisdeathis]

HOLY CHRIST YES YES THIS IS AWESOME

[bendystrawsrgr8]

I watched this with the sound off and then reconsidered and turned the sound on and I’m so glad i did.

[celebritydachshund]

View this post on Instagram

“Just lending a paw in the garden.. 😊😛 Need any holes dug? I’m your dog! 🐕” ~ Crusoe

[brucethedachshundwayne-blog]

👌👌

[burntcopper]

Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.

[nitramaraho]

[dirtyrotteninfidel-deactivated2]

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

[christianmetalhead2112-deactiva]

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[kingpinnn]

The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.

[honeydewleaf-deactivated2017123]

One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back

[alexander]

does anyone know the name of this instrument and possibly the source of this video?

[weird-syrup]

it’s a hang drum :)

[deactivated-account-201874662]

Everytime I see this I reblog.

[chrissongzzz]

🤔😊

[themonalydia-deactivated2022091]

smfh pathetic

[rebelliousrebe]

Re-fucking-diculous

[stayingwoke]

Smh

[hoekagei]

“I guess I’ll have a new daughter” I’m so glad there’s women like this in the world because initially I really thought she would have no where to stay

[missy-not-mel]

Praying for this poor girl whoever shit is. Her mom is an idiot.

[zinge]

Beautiful parenting. This is how you do it!

[sleepyblackgirl]

heres an update

[labias]

not to dictate your life but drop your shitty friends

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[perny]

Probably the best vine compilation I’ve seen so far

[iraffiruse]

[medic-ludilo]

carnalincarnate

[paramedicdownsouth]

You can’t not reblog this

[thatsthat24]

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

[topazmother]

keep creating your art. please.

[visiond]

Aruba is honestly so pretty.

One happy island 297.

[venturius]

[bowsic]

None of my coworkers believed me when I said you can fit an entire person in a swim cap.

[arasellle-deactivated20201117]

you look so victorious as you become more right with each passing moment

[yungcourt]

[milfannatorv]

SNL did that™

[dinovia-grant]

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

[bow-and-aero]

ZENDAYA

[kimreesesdaughter]

My life be fucked up and lit at the same time.