yikes :)

AJ || 23 || they/them

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

On my dash!??!

Please hold

[i-am-a-fish]

petting ME? petting MY HEAD?? yayy :)

[l1ttle-sunsh1ne]

Hi so we were driving through Kansas on I-70 eastbound somewhere between the Colorado border and Colby early in the morning and I was half asleep in the passenger seat and I need someone to confirm whether this billboard is real or not. It was Jesus emerging from a cornfield like that one Homer Simpson meme holding a single ear of corn. It was super sun bleached. Please I need to know whether I was dreaming or not this is going to consume my every waking thought

My rendition:

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

happy assorted cheese day

[ink-the-artist]

Making a Selection From the Sock Drawer

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my relationship with gender? we're divorced

[mamoru]

medicine effects: you might feel a little better :)

medicine side effects: impending death will be the most powerful occupant of your mind, your wretched organs will beg for mercy, and your brittle bones will crumble out from under you.

[bradassholemajors]

This is totally what happened with them in the movie, right?

[catcrumb]

[cityofmeliora]

Sister Imperator #3

full comic below

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[i-am-a-fish]

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[i-am-a-fish]

nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[kushblazer666]

[tevruden]

Yes but also:

[theoutcastrogue]

UNDERSTANDING CRIME: Make Things Affordable Or People Will Steal Them

[the-haiku-bot]

UNDERSTANDING CRIME:

Make Things Affordable Or

People Will Steal Them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

[westiec]

oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women

[shy-marker-pliers]

FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE

[shy-marker-pliers]

WOOOO

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bicon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr rediscovering this post in 2025:

[thischapelofritual]

in the name of the hotel, the motel, and the holiday inn amen