Once Bitten, Twice Shy.

Not your average quarter of a century aged girl.

[adeles]

So once I sort of started looking at it like that, I was quite happy.

[captainamericaa]

This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life

[chalinostyle-deactivated2023111]

Bruh this a new one gotta try it out

[enterheavenalive]

I scrolled past and then scrolled back up :-/

[lloro-na-deactivated20210824]

This so cute

[tatted-black-widow]

Abuela plz.

[novaschaos]

@rageomega WE CAN’T MISS THIS

[thebenchhokage]

[tobamory]

Black people are magic.

[weareblackroyalty-blog]

This was an experience. Jazz trap is the new wave.

[te-amo-corazon]

boy you better!

[forget-me-thot]

Oh! This is Masago, go follow his stuff on soundcloud!

https://soundcloud.com/masegomusic

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[nonbaryonic]

Reblogging bc this looks like a maneki-neko cat and I need some luck and more $$$ my way.

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[l3ilat]

Lol I hope this works

[disturbedtomparis]

when you get caught in a lie but you have no poker face

[vaporwavevocap]

He’s looks like an animatronic komodo dragon…

[arizonaconservativegal]

That description is flawless.

[flootzavut]

Tumblr has surpassed itself with this one.

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[l3ilat]

So I heard pregnant doesn’t look too bad on me! 38 weeks Monday!

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[shinsoushair-deactivated2020122]

Burrowing Owl Appreciation Post

70% Leg, 30% Anger

30% Leg, 70% Seduction

30% Leg, 70% Determination

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[gradiantlupus-deactivated201806]

loved seeing su pay homage to some great western animation this episode

[bidoof]

darth vader should have survived the battle with palpatine at the end of episode vi and then he joins the rebels and they use a pulley system to lower him into a vat of white paint and he becomes Light Darth Vader and spends the rest of his life apologizing to people

[the-dragonlords-lair]

for people who don’t get it: it actually happened

[bidoof]

i said this 100% as a joke i didn’t know about this comic and that’s why star wars shouldn’t ever be a comic cause nothing good ever comes from star wars comics

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[butt-berry]

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

[butt-berry]

Lots of variety this year!

[butt-berry]

A late bloomer!

[butt-berry]

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

[butt-berry]

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

[sulettacore64]

this is pure and good

[memewhore]

[bran-is-done]

your package has been delivered

[ups-official]

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

[unclebeanbag]

When you need fast delivery we come through

[iyazo]

@ups-official

[ups-official]

I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

[iyazo]

just destroy any competition. yeah i see you..

[ups-official]

That’s how we roll

[squeeful]

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.

[frontpagewoman]

[l3ilat]

This is terrifying.