Da Pitt Goes to Da Club 🪩
Don't think about why they're all at the club. Just have fun
• Jack keeps getting mistaken for club security. He plays along, throws a few guys out of the bar. This is normal weekend for him.
• Ogilvie shows up to the club wearing a fedora.
• Mel is letting her hair down, literally. She is getting schwasted at the bar with Mohan, they're trying every fruity cocktail.
• Cassie and Frank are designated drivers. Frank is also keeping a close eye on Mel to make sure she's doing okay.
• Trinity has made it her goal to get Whitaker a date by the end of the night. (Get that boy off the farm Trinity)
• Robby is talking up some girls, and asks them if they want to see his bike. They're impressed and ask, "do you trip?" Robby: "Yeah, I'm going on a trip!" / "Yeah you aaare!" They give him a shot of something.
• Cassie is holding court in the women's bathroom, hearing out drunk girls about their love lives, convincing them to leave their abusive boyfriends. And she's loving it.
• Donnie is breakdancing with Jesse in the middle of a dance circle.
• Shen is getting down, iced coffee in hand.
• Dana used to be a badass bartender back in the day, she gives the bartenders pointers and shows them some tricks.
• Every bouncer and bartender knows Princess by name.
• Victoria is out of her element, clinging to the wall. Mateo offers her a dance and helps her relax!
• Joy is wearing a crazy rave fit and Mohan helps her get her eyeliner even. Trinity asks Dennis to accompany her to the bathroom, and they all end up helping Cassie in her free counseling program offering advice. Dennis is there because he is one of the girls. Dennis: "Hear him out, it could be okay--" Trinity: "Slash his tires."
• The two girls who talked to Robby earlier enter the bathroom and start gossiping. Girl 1: "How old do you think that guy was? Do you think he's ever done shrooms?" Girl 2: "Which guy?" Girl 1: "The sad one. With the motorcycle." Our bathroom crew is immediately SO concerned for Robby.
• Robby meets back up with Jack, who has freshly delivered some Narcan to someone. Robby is feeling WEIRD. He explains the girls gave him a shot, said something about his trip? There is genuine delight in Jack's eyes when he realizes. "Buckle up, brother."
• By the end of the evening, Mel's makeup is running. She's on the dance floor, screaming, "I FUCKING HATE ELF!!!" Robby is beside her, tripping balls. "I HATE MY MOOOOOOOM!!!"
• On the ride home, Mel is really nauseous. Langdon: "Not in my car!" She grabs Ogilvie's fedora from his head and throws up in it.
• Robby didn't expect to have to leave his bike in the alley and is really worried about it. He is experiencing ego death in the back of Cassie's cluttered car. He's using a crumpled up takeout bag as a pillow, haunted by every ghost he's ever lost. He had a great night.
This is how the group finds Robby
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