the flower lady

✨BE GAY DO CRIME BUT MAKE SURE TO LOOK CUTE WHILE DOING IT✨

[l3sb14nc4t]

greetings friends, enemies, and that one random dude that just happened to be here (yes im talking abou u, u know who you are)

Hiiiiii so there's a bit about me

Im 16yrs old

She/her

Lesbian (duh)

INFP

Marauders fan

Poet

obsessed with royal women history (Alexandra Feodorvna, Romanov sisters, Anne Boleyn, Marie Antoinette ect.)

Pandora Rosier kinnie 💕

Im haunted by visions of an alternative reality (i have a maladaptive daydreaming disorder)

My friends👇🏼

@zithergiltscorner #mano momma

@blizzardtheartisticfox #mom actually showed up

@chaos-gremlin #eep deprived forg

@idontgivedamn #the adopted one

@12pinkponygirl21 #my gorjus étoile

@n1c0tin3 #best friends that ever friend

@f4gg0tc4t #reggie to my pandora<3

@ch3rryzs #bestie for the restie

@ladyloss-blog #granmama posting(⁠^⁠^⁠)

@mylaslayer #diva that adopted me on my first week in new school

@stuck-in-a-forest #my fav granpapa

Idk what else to write so here ya go pic of my cats(⁠^⁠^⁠)

If you are a bad person they'll hunt you for eternity }⁠:⁠‑⁠

If i could Id have added more

Nobody is safe when i open Pinterest

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

[n1c0tin3]

@l3sb14nc4t

[l3sb14nc4t]

awwwwwwwwww oh my love how lucky i am for having you in my life <3

[mmm-shanrio]

unite (june 24) @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic

jegulus | 264 words

“Regulus Arcturus Black,” said James grandly from the doorway, “I am officially calling upon you for boyfriend services.”

Regulus paused, then continued writing without raising his head. “Use my full name for such nonsense again and see how short the list of ‘boyfriend services’ gets.”

James groaned. “Come on, Reg. I need your help. You love me, don’t you?”

“Most days.”

“Regulus.”

“James,” he volleyed, “I’ve got to finish this before the day’s out. The publisher’s been expecting my draft long enough. I haven’t the time for sex or games or whatever it is you’ve come to conscript me for.”

The relief of blessed silence was short-lived. He could feel James lingering, and worse, sulking. Regulus didn’t need to look to know. He sighed.

“You’ve prepared a speech, haven’t you?” The lack of an answer was answer enough. “All right, you ridiculous man. Let’s hear it, then.”

“Brilliant,” James said, brightening, and Regulus cursed himself for being so easy. Clearing his throat and squaring his shoulders, James declared, “Regulus, my love, there comes a time in every relationship when you’ve got to put aside your differences and close ranks. We need to unite, once and for all, against our common enemy.”

“Mm. And who might that be?”

“Your brother.”

The notebook closed with a thump. Regulus spun to face his boyfriend.

“Oh?” he said airily, feigning disinterest. “Do tell.”

James smiled, slow and knowing. “I thought you were busy.”

“Darling, please. When it comes to tormenting Sirius,” Regulus said as he stood to cross the room, “I have all the time in the world.”

[moonygirl111]

james about regulus😭

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[thedorkknightfalls]

Let it die let it die

Let is shrivel up and- who's with me, folks?

[l3sb14nc4t]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee🔪🌸✨

[poppy-petals18]

good god my left arm is in shreds rn

get a puppy they said. it'll be fun they said.

[l3sb14nc4t]

Are you implying that its not fun??

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[hotvampireadjacent]

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[softwarepony]

LGBT adopts!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ £18 each, get them here!

[l3sb14nc4t]

@f4gg0tc4t the gay pony looks like u but oddly enough less sad emo bou

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[twentytwocentimeternails]

rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows, they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, then tag 10 people

saw this game ^ but i wasn't tagged in the chain so i'm starting a new one!!

pick one

bungou stray dogs

ducktales (2017)

house md

severance

its always sunny in philidephia

link click

star vs the forces of evil

yuri on ice

sonic prime

Voting ended onMay 20

(yes theres only 9 options i dont really watch shows okay)

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @decimals-built-different @anomaloc4ris @kair0s-in-space @all-l-wanna-do @mossyseashells @serket-scorpionstarlight @3-striiikes @runwiththerain

[gaylordthethird]

Removed the reblogs because of length, but thank you for the tag twighats !!! :D

I really don't watch much proper tv, so forgive the lenient use of "show" 0.0 I still struggled to get to 10 ngl

top 10 "shows"

hermitcraft

sonic boom

labyrinth

coraline

mythbusters

bones

game changer

bobs burgers

bluey

scishow

Voting ended onMay 29

Tag time! Any moots who do/don't wanna be tagged let me know !!

@hyperfix-hyena01 @qirongdefender @lennylemlem @cantspellanexitey @yes-your-ouppy @321bogwater @troglodyke1895 @blizzardtheartisticfox @enlighten3d @null-of-hearts

[blizzardtheartisticfox]

Ummm okay let’s try

Shows!

Wednesday

Severance

Clone Wars

Miraculous

My Little Pony

Shrinking

Hermitcraft

Hazbin Hotel

Helluvaboss

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Voting ended onMay 29

@the-devil-inhumanform, @dungeonlv1 @onyx-di-angelo, @demigod-jack-hearth, @ashes-of-a-moon-crater @all-i-wanna-do, @the-macintosh-system, @a-rather-large-group-of-fags, @floral-atom-collective, @shirestrawberry144 @aaa-people, @shark-tranny, @deciduowl @amordei-k @masculinity-is-open-source @sal3m-trials @cosplayparental @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @zithergiltscorner @ancientdreams-in-a-modernland @sage-way @stuck-in-a-forest @chaos-gremlin @l3sb14nc4t @get-sh3rlock @thejade-empress @mochifromthemoon @razeeswillowtree @but-aint-this-texas @mae-caliope

[l3sb14nc4t]

showu show uhh im not sure if all of these counts

the owl house

hazbin hotel

good omens

derry girls

call the midwife

yellowstone (i basically watched whole thing through yt shorts)

metal family

helluva boss

shit i dont know that many shows

i think ravens finally killed the pigeon family in front my wondow those fucking

Voting ended onMay 25

@n1c0tin3 @f4gg0tc4t @zithergiltscorner @ch3rryzs @chaos-gremlin @st-rn-ght @mylaslayer @platonicmoonwater00 @ladyloss-blog @idontgivedamn

[no-one-offical]

Good looking implies evil looking.

Crime do. Gay be.