the sad side of the squid

annie. 25.

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[skronklpus]

Slug Jax

[cute-animals-only]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

deploy the boy

[ashenmind]

“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[canine-gray]

It's fish!

[mythtakens]

I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature

[kosmogrl]

[adeadlightbulbuwu]

Duolingo really be falling on hard times

[catchymemes]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary

"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct

[swarnpert]

they should let you get xrays and mris just cause. i wanna see what my skelinton looks like. i wanna see my organs and shit

[dolldose]

new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

[zapatism]

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

[zapatism]

i'd like to take this time to apologize for my prior lapse of judgement. listening and learning

[nyxfaei]

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

[navnavprime]

White Pikmin widdalwy hiddin the gwiddy

[frascospecimen]

Rating: NOT CUTE!

This poor pikmin is freezing to death! White pikmin only hit the griddy under extreme stress. He NEEDS to be whistled at loudly until he stops shivering and mans up

[metanarrates]

"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated