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Cosmic Funnies
Janaina Medeiros
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Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
styofa doing anything
if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER
izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA
roma★
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@lactosepulp
I’m like actually losing my fucking shit at this holy fucking
If anyone's wondering the context, the guy is a professional lock picker and was trying to get his wife interested in lock picking too LMAO
thank you twink-pegger for the context
worms?
Matthew Mercer is a fantastic DM, a master weaver of worlds and tales, but dear god that man does not understand how cold climates work.
“The skies are clear, so it’s warmer than you’re used to” No, Matt
“There’s bright sunshine, so it’s easier to see across the snowy landscape” Matthew, no
“You get a little sweaty inside your furs, it’s nice” NO, MATTHEW
This is what happens when you let a Californian DM
To break down his errors.
“The sky is clear so it’s warmer”
Clouds act as insulators to keep heet closer to the ground. So clear skies in the cold weather means that it is actually colder than if it’s cloudy.
“It’s sunny so you can see more across the snowy landscape”
The sun is bright. Snow is white and reflects it. It literally becomes so bright that you can’t see. Inuit would make snow goggles by carving a thin slit in a wafer of bone limiting the light that enters into their eyes.
“You get a little sweaty in your furs”
Fur clothing is remarkably affective at regulating a warm body temperature without your body ever resorting to sweating. And even if you do work up a sweat, this would be bad, very bad as the sweat will start to freeze and start wicking the heat even faster bringing a death of hypothermia.
Sincerely.
-a Canadian.
had a good dream about peanut butter
unfortunate
These are so cute! 🎃 (source)
at first thought this said the mcelroy brothers and was trying to figure out which was which then proceeded to be confused by the fact there were only two and then it clicked
Tfw the founder of tumblr doesn’t even like tumblr anymore.
Please let this be a real quote.
Finally found this. Fake or real, tumblr is full of anti-straight people who shame straight people (even the sane and not judgmental ones) I definitely agree with this statement.
date of origin: 21st of january, 2014.
he looks like a twink tumblr would ship with the onceler
Cao Hui, Visual Temperature — Glove, 2009 Mixed materials of resin, fiber, etc
me hands after taking my noodles out of the boiling water
i love how when talking abt ridiculous family i have two mega cards and they both relate to cousin fucking
honestly even if you stand j* you have to admit the new palette is so goddamn ugly, the darker shades are fucking ashier than the inside of my uncles urn
if lesbians ran everything idk i think we'd be doing better
this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days
my favorite transcriptions of his yodel
today is the only real homestuck day since were all stuck at home bc of quarantine
watching breaking bad is fun but every five seconds im asking my brother for spoilers because im terrfied about anything and everything
if the corona virus doesnt fucking stop yall from writing fanfic of it then my wrath and unquenchable rage most certianly will
im still confused about why people like. mass bought toilet paper. do yall have violent shits when ur home alone for a while. are yall making toilet paper dresses. what r u doing
la réalité de ce monde est que chaque journée je peux réveillé pis si je voulais je pourrait juste. allez dans une forêt et jamais sortir. just disparate jusqu'à des ados qui filment un vidéo youtube rentre dans cette forêt et trouve un ours utilise ma peau comme un furry mais l'inverse
must be nice to live your life not being aware that im out there. i exist. i will arrive, and i will thrive. you cannot stop this.
