Yet another bear blog

[ladiesalwayschoosethebear]

This is a secondary account

...to reblog all the cool bear posts I've saved in my likes folder and now struggle to access because I have over a thousand likes and scrolling through them takes forever.

[asterwild]

snoozin'

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[wholesome-animal-images]

[ooppo]

shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?

[honeysucklebuttons]

ASSERT THE PEARS?? HUH??

[ooppo]

SHHHH OH MY GOD STOP THE BEARS ARE LOOKING THIS WAY

[stonerpunk]

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[ooppo]

everyone be quiet oh my fucking god ....

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[arachnidsgrrip]

:33 < jegus fuck!!

[crimepope]

"What was that?"

...

"Must be my imagination."

[secrett-clown]

HoNk :o)

[ooppo]

you two Homestuck motherfuckers better shut the fuck up or I swear to GOD.

[arachnidsgrrip]

:33 < whoopsies okay i will be extra quiet!

[ooppo]

Thank you nepeta from Homestuck. It looks like the bear has left, I think we can all quietly head back to the car...wait...where's the fucking car?

[waxydoll]

[ooppo]

MY FUCKING CAR

[ooppo]

Post cancelled, MOTHERFUCKING DYKEYAOI?? ARE U KIDDING ME?? That's the coolest fucking username ever. What's next? faggotyuri??

[dykeyaoi]

@faggotyuri :D

[faggotyuri]

Hey what's going on in this thread

[ooppo]

HOLY SHIT FAGGOTYURI

[ooppo]

Everyone give it up for @Dykeyaoi and @Faggotyuri make sure to clap really really loud 📢

[sombersalt]

@dykeyaoi and @faggotyuri have pleased the bears, we are saved

[ooppo]

Yes officer that's the bear that stole my fucking car get his ass

[ooppo]

You're scaring me

[alexcaninnit]

mARCH NINETEENTH TWENTY TWENTY THREE.

[lulu-nightbon]

THIS CAME FROM WHEN

[withoutrunes]

The bear has... upgraded.

[jaubaius]

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

Silly mode activated

[grizzly-bear-official]

bear witness

[grizzly-bear-official]

me when the function has salmon and berries

[shopcat]

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

[shopcat]

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

[antiqueanimals]

Paul Bransom (1885 - 1979). Bear Head Sketches / Bear Paw and Claw Sketches. Charcoal and pastel on paper. 1952.

National Museum of Wildlife Art, x / x

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[bold-baddie]

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

ursa major and ursa minor

[nkp1981]

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

[birdfossil]

@puffins-and-bears

[veryluckyclovers]

zzz

[boopsbucket]

[cait-lame]

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

[disasterlarper]

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

[expressions-of-nature]

by Vincent van Zalinge

[gcballet]

Having lunch with mama