Fight Me

Hi my names Martin.

[urayuli]

i woke up in a cold sweat

[mariautistic]

I don't think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they're lying about that for clit

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[aro-rambles]

Alright. If this post gets 10k notes, I'm gonna read the entirety of homestuck.

[pacificseaotter]

are you Sure about this op?

[aro-rambles]

This tag made me realize I might have to actually read homestuck. Actually it's fine this will never get 10k notes it's fine it's fine it's fine its f

[aro-rambles]

A DAY??????? nonononono I'm gonna win. I'm gonna fucking win. Everyone's gonna forget this post. It's gonna die with less than 1k. Mark my words.

[radiofreederry]

[rosecrystal]

should i get my life together or should i just keep being sexy and chaotic

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[gayavatarstyle]

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others

[gayavatarstyle]

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

[gayavatarstyle]

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

[gayavatarstyle]

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

[saltytocrusade]

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

[princecharmingtobe]

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

[gayavatarstyle]

[pancakeke]

lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.

[pancakeke]

Some other guys got into a screaming match and this guy stayed true to his word

[martemisss-deactivated20240213]

“nothing you were saying is worth my batteries” asjkxbdjzjxhzhnznzn

[rustyskateblade]

hmm let me think of a super normal, heterosexual thing to comment on this youtube compilation video of hockey players apologizing after accidentally injuring another player

nailed it

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[catchymemes]

[messgala]

Tom Rebl S/S15

[thedailysimpson]

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[heatherleigh02-deactivated20230]

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

[itzycherry]

2020 will be a happier, healthier and more productive year i speak it into existence

[itzycherry]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]