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QUEEN

ladykaterussell

I beg to differ.

QUEEN

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ladykaterussell

Gulp*

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Can I get dogs looking down at the camera? Their saggy jowls and wrinkles make me cry they are so cute. Also thank you for providing this wholseome service.

I hope they put a smile on your face :D

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this is what it feels like to be a weird lesbian kid growing up around normal straight girls

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I am very salty with tumblr right now. Very salty.

Lexa’s pout is NSFW. Maybe Tumblr got it right after all.

orangeyouglad8

Lexa’s pout is DEFINITELY NSFW, let’s be real 👀

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Also NSFW? The way she caresses a blade.

orangeyouglad8

Sweaty Lexa is also very NSFW

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Her cocky smirky smirk is so NSFW that the European Parliament passed a law in 2016 prohibiting anyone from looking at it between the hours of 9am and 5pm due to the lost productivity and the potentially devastating effect it might have on the EU economy.

orangeyouglad8

Sassy Lexa is so NSFW that it only appears on tumblr with every new moon. We are only allowed to feast our eyes upon this hotness as a lunar cycle begins.

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Lexa’s jawline is so NSFW that she actually took out five of the nine noviciates at her Conclave simply by turning her head.

orangeyouglad8

Open Coat Lexa doesn’t even register on the NSFW scale. Legend has it, the scale broke when she was brought into the world, and hasn’t truly been fixed since.

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Lexa climbing steps is so NSFW that a sex riot once broke out during a council meeting while her back was turned.

Indra’s still mentally scarred by the incident.

orangeyouglad8

Dual Sword Lexa, slicing and dicing her way through attackers is so extremely NSFW that there has been a national holiday announced (Put in place by one Thirsty Wanheda who wants everyone to bask in the glory that is her wife).

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Lexa’s beautiful mane is so NSFW that it introduced a new term into the Trigedasleng lexicon: traises fapouva (hair porn).

Indeed, Lexa’s hair is so widely admired that it’s considered ‘The Rachel’ of 22nd Century post-apocalyptic Earth. Much copied, but few can pull it off with the same verve as Heda.

orangeyouglad8

Lexa is so NSWF that anytime she trains, they have to close down the training grounds in a two mile radius, due to thirsty fangirls and boys trying to sneak a peek of their Heda and holding up all the traffic and trade in Polis. The vendors all find it terribly inconvenient- but they don’t complain, because Heda would have their head-as.

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Lexa’s so NSFW that her kicking people off the balcony of her tower is both a method of executive stress relief and an extreme form of BDSM practice. Visitors to Polis are so eager to feel the force of Lexa’s drop-kick that they line up around the block to experience it for themselves. It’s rated the number 1 tourist attraction in Polis by Trip Advisor.

Fortunately, there’s a strategically placed hay cart in the marketplace below so they can also fulfil any Assassin’s Creed ‘leap of faith’ fantasies.

orangeyouglad8

Really though, Lexa is so extremely NSFW that Clarke keeps her locked away in the tower. In her bedroom. Naked. In bed. All day long. For the sake of her (their) people.

bae-in-maine

This post is sheer gold

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I’m on mobile, not a single fucking image will load, and i still know every gif/photo that got linked and i think it makes the post even better somehow