Miss Lady Lazarus

I’m Alex/20/She Aspiring writer and poet 🖤

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[chu-chu-muthafucka-deactivated2]

may you get to eat everything you crave

[crazycatsiren]

May your face not break out one bit.

[art-lights14]

Even if you do leak, may others not notice, so you don’t have to be embarrassed <3

[koshercosplay]

Idk why but villains with standards will always be the funniest thing to me. like you'll get someone who will take absolute pleasure in doing the most vile things but paying their minions less than minimum wage? how dare you insult their honor. there'll be a guy who just loves terrorizing people but if you say something sexist about his sidekick he'll punch you in the throat and step aside with glee to let her pummel you. villains who are like "murder is fine generally but if you're a homophobe then I'll tie you to a boulder and catapult you into the ocean". Idk there's just something innately hilarious about a villain who is very definitively bad, like extremely morally reprehensible, but like there are just certain things that even they won't stoop to, thereby implying that those who do are worse

[world-heritage-posts]

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

[practicalsolutions]

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

[practicalsolutions]

Oh shit, I'm an artist. Hold up.

Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you'd never guess where he got them.

[honeydewkittykat]

he got em from the president

[shattered-skys-system]

that's it. we've come to the ultimate joke. the ultimate post. every single event in Tumblr history has led up to this post. THIS. POST.

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[flamboyantly-employing]

OP has my ultimate respect holy shit

[pockets-full-of-void]

I got this ad once, it took me like 5 minutes to realize it was looping and also a 5 hour ad

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

Which pan flag is the right one please I don't want to mess it up

THIS is the real pansexual flag we've been using for years:

bright pink, yellow, and blue stripes. this is the actual one.

THIS however, is made by mspec lesbian exclusionists and purity culture obsessed twt users:

dont use this or any other "new" pan flag they try to fucking make. its not our flag. its never been our fucking flag. as a pansexual i fucking hate everyone who uses this or tries to get content creators to support this. fuck exclusionists.

[casmick-consequences]

Signal boosting for my fellow pannies out there❤️❤️

[asgardian-viking]

oh man, the fake flag is so fucking ugly, muted colors just like the boring personality of whoever created it

[pickledbaklava]

ok not to be That Person but please, please rb. its incredibly important for us pan folk that our flag doesnt get erased

[faemen]

do you think the reason why edgeworth keeps on asking for phoenix to laugh away whenever something bad happens to him is because whenever he showed emotion or made mistakes thats what happened in the von karma household? he got laughed at?

[6268708-deactivated20230307]

from eden.

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

Who up

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

DID YALL HEAR ME I SAY WHO IS UP

[mariopowertennis]

[mariopowertennis]

This is it. The original use of this image. I created this with pure intentions, and now it’s known only as the Nut Button.

[vvdotcom]

[kwerkykat]

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

[xxtc-96xx]

oh, come to visit my dash again?

and off it goes

[coolcurrybooks-deactivated20230]

I’ve done some Twitter threads on this topic, so thought it might be nice to do a Tumblr post too. One of my pet peeves is when people act like adult fantasy (or sci-fi for that matter) is just a straight white dude thing and that diversity only exists in young adult fantasy. That’s such a disservice to all the authors of marginalized identities currently writing adult fantasy!

Authors and books below the cut, including links to Goodreads. I’m not providing trigger warnings (if I make the post too long Tumblr starts freaking out about it), but you can use the search function on Goodreads reviews to find more specifics. 

Keep reading

[clefairymoon]

I CANNOT REC Certain Dark Things enough. My only complaint about that book is that I want another six books set in this world (though maybe not as sequels or prequels to this book,) because I’m not even INTO vampire books, but the world-building is [chef kiss]

[nebulaesailor]

Content warning about Tooth and Claw (because I read it not too long ago), but one of the characters has this massive huge arc basically around being sexually assaulted, the shame surrounding that, and the prospect she might never be able to get married to someone because she might be broken because of it. Like, they might not say as much in as many words, but that’s the basic gist of it.

But yeah, it reads basically exactly like a Regency or Victorian romance novel, and it’s very interesting, but…I’m not a fan of it because of the way that character’s treated, and how women in general are treated.

(which is. basically exactly like Regency women. Women are treated like property, they’re broken if they even get too close to a man (like. literally. a man gets too close to a woman, and her scales go rose-y pink as a sign that she’s either fallen for them or had sex with them. basically), and just in general really awful. I wouldn’t really compare it at all to Pride and Prejudice, no matter what this slide says.)

(that said, if that still sounds like your jam because it does have a happy ending, it’s not bad. the writing and worldbuilding’s weird in places, but it’s not bad at all.)

[halseysgraphics]

The Hopeless Wallpaper! 

Feel free to use it! Just Reblog and please if youre going to share this please give credits (@lexctn on twitter!)

[space-is-the-place2]

help girl im in love with this red idiot and his himbo bf

(and if u do rb pls leave something in the tags! :) )

[lawyerlyp]

Ace Attorneys.

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[reystudiess]

here are some reminders for you - please don’t ever let someone make you feel worthless for your mistakes.

[aroloverboy]

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!