Birthday unicorn because I am unfortunately turning 21 today it's pathetic
we're not kids anymore.

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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hello vonnie
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trying on a metaphor
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Birthday unicorn because I am unfortunately turning 21 today it's pathetic
One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.
please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, it would be absolutely magnificent, just let it melt him.
i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'
the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.
thank you for being the only person to see what I was going for here
I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.
She's being so big and brave.
anything for my princess 🩵
communist zohran forcing us to roast alive at 172F
I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks
Lemme get a little sippy
get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library
its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times
The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3