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A galley transporting a fantasy world’s worst villains to prison is shipwreked. You are among those washed ashore on a dangerious and uncharted isle. Your fellow survivors are would be prisoners. There is no hope of escape and you must work alongside dark lords, witches, and demons. Or perish.

Hi there! I just wanted to say that I am a big fan of your works, most especially ‘The Kept’. So, I made some fanart for Alur! I hope you like it ^^

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that’s so sweet! Thank you so much!

#submission

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#how dare

I got a commission :D

im not dead

i even updated The Kept

now i hibernate for another thousand years

ash-rigby

x: Okay, but you wouldn’t really want a monster boyfriend that big. His dick would literally destroy you.

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The world really sucks lately. Are you doing alright?

you know

I've actually been doing much better lately :) I'll be posting a new story soon!

#asks

Hey, m, I'm having trouble finding your commission info... any chance you could point me in the right direction?

hi! You can find it right here! I would love some commissions before the holidays, I'm v broke

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Fun fact: by court order, no Burger King franchise is allowed to operate within this black circle, a 20 mile radius around an independent local restaurant named Burger King that had used the name first

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habitable zone

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I’ve wanted to visit it for years. The town it’s in also has a Bagelfest that looks extremely entertaining.

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In Ireland the prefix Mc or Mac on a second name is part of our history and language. A lot of people have names like McGraw or McGuire. Also in Ireland, as a left over of how Irish language works, its not unusual to give someone a sort of nickname by adding ‘young(small)’ or ‘big’ in front of their name. (it flows better in Irish but we still do it). This combined with an abbreviation of second names being used as their nickname youd end up with people being called ‘Young Dave’ or, and I’m sure you can see where this is going, ‘Big Mac’

In 1978 one such person opened a fast food restaurant called Supermacs and they just happened to sell a burger called a Big Mac. They became wildly popular and can be found in most towns in Ireland. Their food is actually pretty good.

Now, a certain large restaurant chain didn’t take kindly to this cuz they thought they owned the idea first (they didn’t) and they brought the relitively small fast food chain to court to force them to stop using the name ‘big mac’ and anything with the prefix Mc. Yaknow, the way Irish people have named ourselves since before Irish was a written language.

In a wild twist they lost and in doing so lost all exclusivity of the prefixes in all of Ireland so now any restaurant can sell a ‘big mac’ and they do. Most chipshops do a Big Mac of some variety.

Unfortunately McDonalds weren’t happy with this for some reason and brought the case to the European Courts in 2019 or so… and THEY FUCKIN LOST AGAIN.

So, if you’re ever in Ireland you should treat yourself to a Supermacs. Not cuz they’re food is amazing, it’s not, it’s just ok but by god the idea that some rich fuckin assholes spend years in courts and spent a fortune trying to sue a small buisness out of their family name and then lost, twice, sure does make it taste amazing.

petermorwood

There’s an extra-savoury flavour about this.

dduane

Yeah, there absolutely is. :)

#I've actually been to this Burger King!

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It’s surprisingly useful having a real witch helping out around the village. Plagues, sicknesses and animal attacks haven’t been a problem ever since Old Mabel started practicing openly. So when some out-of-town witch hunters want to burn her at the stake, the villagers are none too pleased.

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Guys I’m going to make a hot take

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The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

cumaeansibyl

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

prurientpuddlejumper

Smut Thesaurus [18+/NSFW]

By request of the discord! Here’s the smut thesaurus I’ve been building to help me write. It’s even longer now because I included some extra words from The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson on AO3.

How many words are there for “penis” and “thrust” (that aren’t completely cringey)? Here are all the ones I’ve gathered so far 😂

It’s going under the read-more cut because it’s over 1,000 words in bullet-point form so it is loooong.

EDIT: Here are some additional pointers!

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Hi, I just wanted to check if you're alright? You've been pretty quiet in 2021, totally understandable btw, and I was a little worried. - Sincerely, a worried reader.

lol it really has been a while

you're right I haven't been all right, it's hard to write when the world's so fucked, and I'm always goddamn broke so I have to find writing jobs that do pay

but I want to come back

I want to be Lucie again

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