They really should teach people how to cook in school.
song: in the hall of the mountain king
that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
Jules of Nature

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER

pixel skylines
I'd rather be in outer space šø

Kaledo Art

Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
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@lailah-studying
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
song: in the hall of the mountain king
that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly
Girls talk about periods but wait until they find out that cum sometimes seeps out of our balls like a wet sponge
Tried drawing JJ again but this happened so i just went with it...
meat transgenderizer
sound design is my passion
so iāve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didnāt have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!
(listen with headphones if possible!)
(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)
YES PERFECT EXCELLENT. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I got literal chills listening to it and Iāve only had that happened in response to a handful of songs in my life, and itās a feeling I adore, so *dumps a bucket of kudos at your feet*
Itās likeā¦Ā Itās like the end credits of a movie where the last shot is the finally repaired ship sailing away with the ensemble cast who have gone through hell to make it to this point.
le mythe, la lĆ©gende, jāai nommĆ©: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).Ā
i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard āthanks have a nice nightā and he responded with āyou too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...ā and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since
4U3OD$SK Ā ļ¼ļ¼”K$S  QU4LI3Y SOF3W4R$
I didnāt even unmute this Iām just laughing out loud in a library
you should have unmuted this
Patchouli is learning about himself!Ā
Just uploaded a little video featuring all of my favorite bug-related literature! Check it out here!Ā
The journey of a blue marble
The I SpyĀ live action adaption looks great
This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including:Ā
- the amount of YEET
- Clever use of magnets and physics
- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy.Ā
I present an aussie huntsman friend uwu
I skipped a BUNCH of submissions and zoomed up to this one because I LOVE THIS SPOODER AND ITS LIL SPOODER BOOTS. Just imagine the tiny pitter patter as it runs. Oh my lord
i go to bed. i am consumed by overwhelming loneliness. i stare at the ceiling. i long for something i canāt name. i question if iām real. i see a funny little meme on my phone and laugh hysterically for several minutes. i get too invested in an unrealistic fantasy. i pass out around three.
āWhat happens when you have heated tile flooringā
(via)
Who spilled the cat on the floor.
A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopesĀ
(via)
12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body
You really pissed off that squeaky toy
A N G E YĀ Ā B O I
artemis fowl ii gets a boyfriend and invests a lot of energy in keeping the fairies from finding out bc he knows holly will dunk on him relentlessly but it was futile and holly appears nonetheless to dunk on him relentlessly
FJSJGJEJFJJ
artemis is on a date with his boyfriend at a fancy restaurant, and since hes a dramatic bastard heās rented out the entire restaurant so it can be just the two of them and thereās no one else around. and then holly shows up for some reason and sees them and itās like.
holly: hey artemis, whoās he? >:3c
artemis, panicking: heās. my new valet
boyfriend, somehow totally unphased by all this: yea im his valet
boyfriend manages to successfully date artemis fowl by accepting literally everything that happens at face value including the fact that he knows a three foot tall person with pointy earsĀ
ultimate straight man. he has no idea how to drive a car and is calmly slipping into the drivers seat anyway. who breaks first? not him. nerves of steel. he crashes into a pole immediately and holly is laughing at them.Ā
FDJGJDJ YEAH I WAS THINKING LIKE. artemisās boyfriend is like.. a totally normal guy?? like heās not rich or a genius or famous or anything, he works in like the makeup section of walmart or something and his name is like. wyatt or some other normal person name
but he is INCREDIBLY ride or die and he just rolls with whatever. he learns fairies exist and his response is āoh sweet. so like.. can you fly for real orā
they met because artemis thought wyatt was cute from like, the street, and absolutely STRUGGLED to pretend he understood how to shop in a walmart while mustering up the nerve to talk to him and not sound like an absolute fucking foolĀ
yes hello im here to [panics] buy out your entire stockĀ
wyatt: okay buddy
wyatt thinks this is hilarious and thinks heās cute but out of a desire to not have to deal with restocking literally the entire store, talks this rich boy down into just buying like. a bottle of nail polish
at the bottom of the receipt he writes āmaybe some time i can teach you how to buy a coffee at starbucks :)ā and his phone number
butler has been watching this entire exchange as butler does and quietly cataloging digs at it for the rest of the week starting withĀ āarenāt you going to use that [extremely cheap brand of] nailpolishā
wyatt, at the starbucks: so is that your dad
artemis: heās my bodyguardĀ
wyatt: alright
artemis: heās armedĀ
wyatt: good to knowĀ
artemis: i told him not to bring the cosh
wyatt:Ā š