lailah study

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[shapeshiftinterest]

song: in the hall of the mountain king

[sol1056]

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

[breakfastwasabadidea]

Girls talk about periods but wait until they find out that cum sometimes seeps out of our balls like a wet sponge

[carrotmarshmallow]

Tried drawing JJ again but this happened so i just went with it...

[theradicalace]

meat transgenderizer

[here-comes-napstablook]

[rexuality]

sound design is my passion

[dacuslucy]

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

[lynati]

YES PERFECT EXCELLENT. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I got literal chills listening to it and I’ve only had that happened in response to a handful of songs in my life, and it’s a feeling I adore, so *dumps a bucket of kudos at your feet*

[worddevourer]

It’s like…  It’s like the end credits of a movie where the last shot is the finally repaired ship sailing away with the ensemble cast who have gone through hell to make it to this point.

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[logarto]

i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard “thanks have a nice night” and he responded with “you too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...” and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since

[teathattast]

[maxofs2d]

ＡＵＴＯＤＥＳＫ  ＭＡＫＥＳ  ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ ＳＯＦＴＷＡＲＥ

[pyreo]

I didn’t even unmute this I’m just laughing out loud in a library

[bunjywunjy]

you should have unmuted this

[beausbugbiome]

Patchouli is learning about himself! 

Just uploaded a little video featuring all of my favorite bug-related literature! Check it out here! 

[nonstopsmile]

The journey of a blue marble

[jelloapocalypse]

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

[thathopeyetlives]

This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including: 

- the amount of YEET

- Clever use of magnets and physics

- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy. 

[onenicebugperday]

I present an aussie huntsman friend uwu

I skipped a BUNCH of submissions and zoomed up to this one because I LOVE THIS SPOODER AND ITS LIL SPOODER BOOTS. Just imagine the tiny pitter patter as it runs. Oh my lord

[seashellronan]

i go to bed. i am consumed by overwhelming loneliness. i stare at the ceiling. i long for something i can’t name. i question if i’m real. i see a funny little meme on my phone and laugh hysterically for several minutes. i get too invested in an unrealistic fantasy. i pass out around three.

[everythingfox]

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

(via)

[gingersnaps76]

Who spilled the cat on the floor.

[babyanimalgifs]

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

(via)

[bunjywunjy]

12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body

[rabidbograt]

You really pissed off that squeaky toy

[bears-official]

A N G E Y   B O I

[kaos-troika]

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

artemis fowl ii gets a boyfriend and invests a lot of energy in keeping the fairies from finding out bc he knows holly will dunk on him relentlessly but it was futile and holly appears nonetheless to dunk on him relentlessly

FJSJGJEJFJJ

artemis is on a date with his boyfriend at a fancy restaurant, and since hes a dramatic bastard he’s rented out the entire restaurant so it can be just the two of them and there’s no one else around. and then holly shows up for some reason and sees them and it’s like.

holly: hey artemis, who’s he? >:3c

artemis, panicking: he’s. my new valet

boyfriend, somehow totally unphased by all this: yea im his valet

[strengthofmayhem]

boyfriend manages to successfully date artemis fowl by accepting literally everything that happens at face value including the fact that he knows a three foot tall person with pointy ears 

ultimate straight man. he has no idea how to drive a car and is calmly slipping into the drivers seat anyway. who breaks first? not him. nerves of steel. he crashes into a pole immediately and holly is laughing at them. 

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

FDJGJDJ YEAH I WAS THINKING LIKE. artemis’s boyfriend is like.. a totally normal guy?? like he’s not rich or a genius or famous or anything, he works in like the makeup section of walmart or something and his name is like. wyatt or some other normal person name

but he is INCREDIBLY ride or die and he just rolls with whatever. he learns fairies exist and his response is “oh sweet. so like.. can you fly for real or”

[strengthofmayhem]

they met because artemis thought wyatt was cute from like, the street, and absolutely STRUGGLED to pretend he understood how to shop in a walmart while mustering up the nerve to talk to him and not sound like an absolute fucking fool 

yes hello im here to [panics] buy out your entire stock 

wyatt: okay buddy

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

wyatt thinks this is hilarious and thinks he’s cute but out of a desire to not have to deal with restocking literally the entire store, talks this rich boy down into just buying like. a bottle of nail polish

at the bottom of the receipt he writes “maybe some time i can teach you how to buy a coffee at starbucks :)” and his phone number

[strengthofmayhem]

butler has been watching this entire exchange as butler does and quietly cataloging digs at it for the rest of the week starting with “aren’t you going to use that [extremely cheap brand of] nailpolish”

wyatt, at the starbucks: so is that your dad

artemis: he’s my bodyguard 

wyatt: alright

artemis: he’s armed 

wyatt: good to know 

artemis: i told him not to bring the cosh

wyatt:  👌