dude my fucking weter

/27/♉/ yo i'm mia

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[lakevida]

its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock

[confusinglyamusingly]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[baradragon]

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN

[kosmogrl]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[shamebats]

[beatlesweatles]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[feyzichris]

dance with me 💃🕺

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[deadeyesopened]

[pokemonarchive]

Night Arcade (2024) Illustrator: Nelnal

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[vamptits]

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all