Lasslichkeit

I'll be blunt here, this is basically a blog where I post what I will. I may post drawings or writings or who knows what else. If you have any questions about anything, let me know.

[sadmomhair]

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

[1010meha]

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

[lakotalashota]

Being six feet tall, I can safely say the above statement is entirely correct.

[kairostrology]

zodiac signs as lovely words

aries: duende (n: a quality of passion and inspiration; the mysterious power of art to deeply move a person)

taurus: vagary (n: an unexpected and inexplicable instance or change; a wandering journey; a whimsical, wild, or unusual idea/desire/action)

gemini: augenblick (a decisive moment in time that is fleeting, yet momentously eventful and incredibly significant… ‘in the blink of an eye’)

cancer: tacenda (n: things better left unsaid; matters to be passed over in silence)

leo: cosmogyral (adj: whirling around the universe)

virgo: tsundoku (the act of leaving a book unread after buying it, typically piled up together)

libra: aspectabund (adj: letting or being able to let expressive emotion show easily through one’s face and eyes)

scorpio: nyctophilia (n: a preference or love for darkness or night; finding relaxation and comfort in darkness)

sagittarius: shemesh khola (n: the weather when the sun is out, but the atmosphere is cold.. ‘sick sun’)

capricorn: philocalist (n: a lover of beauty; someone who finds and appreciates beauty in all things)

aquarius: meraki (v: to do something with soul, creativity, or love; to put something of yourself into your work)

pisces: nakama (n: a good friend/someone that you love in a non-romantic way, who is like your family)

[lakotalashota]

“Humans make me so happy.”

“Their laughter, their smiles, the way they live happily day-to-day makes me feel so happy for them.”

“They were blessed with the gift of life. It was given to them by the spirits of the world themselves.”

“It’s so sad how some will want to be rid of it, though.”

“The fire of life still burns deep within them, but the flowing waves of depression and resentment wash over their spirit until they put it to an early end.”

“But it’s okay. I like to help them. To make them feel happy with living again.”

“I keep watch over a forest path that leads to a cliff, where so many people try to leap into the earth’s cold embrace. I like standing there every day, from sunset to sunrise.”

“The moon keeps me company.”

“Most nights, nothing happens. I just stand there, humming and singing soft tunes to myself.”

“Seldom, a weary stray dog will come my way for me to feed and tend to that night before taking them to town in the morning.

“But, on some lovely nights, someone saunters down my path. Some of them are out for a stroll, others are looking to exit via the cliff.”

“I accompany the former, talking about life and how lovely my day was.”

“The latter I will console with my views of life.”

“”It could always be worse. This will pass. Life will be better.” I’d say to them, trying to talk them out of such a fate.”

“Some listen and turn back. Others still persist.”

“Those who continue, I often entertain.”

“”Let me show you that things could be worse.” I would propose.”

“Many agree, some ignore me and stroll ever onward, leaving me behind.”

“Those who agree, I will steal away from the gloomy night, leading them into town.”

“I show them around, taking them to wonderful places. I particularly visit the sweets shop. I so enjoy sweets. They’re my second favorite food. Such a shame you never find many delis that serve my favorite. I digress, though.”

“I watch them through the hours of the night, smiling kindly as I treat them to the town. Many are happy... Others are still so upset.”

“If they stay so gloomy and still wish to be ended, I invite them to my home for tea.”

“I always serve them black teas, always offer them cream and honey and sugar cubes. I act most courteous in my company.”

“Then they fall asleep.”

“It’s only humane to have them sleep.”

“I clear my table of the wares and tea and additions. I’m always so tidy.”

“I set them atop the table and remove their shoes, humming softly as I do so.”

“Them, I start biting at their feet. Not just biting, but eating them.”

“No knife.”

“No fork.”

“Not even a plate and napkins.”

“I’m a brute, I know.”

I’m so greedy when I eat. So messy. I eat at the exposed flesh until I have to tear at the cloth to expose more.”

“I like the bones. They always offer a satisfying crunch when I bite into them.”

“The organs are my least favorite. They’re so slimy and difficult to chew with these massive teeth. Swallowing them just feels so unsatisfying.”

“I adore the hands. The satisfying snap of a finger being pried from the joint. It’s so relaxing in some strange way.”

“I eat every last piece of them, leaving the head for last.”

“It’s a little habit of mine to swallow it whole. Sure, I have to unhinge my jaw, which I so distaste, but it feels nice going down. The satisfying splash I feel in my stomach always makes me smile.”

“I usually let my meal sit for a few minutes before I stand up and clean the table. I typically take the cloth and squeeze it into a wine glass, saving the blood to drink when I finish my cleaning.”

“I mop the floors, wash the fabric, wipe the table, and toss away the scraps of clothing.”

“When I finish cleaning, I laugh. I always laugh.”

“The thought that I live for them makes me so jovial.”

“They wanted to be ended, to be rid of their life.”

“It would be a waste if I let them die like that. To let them jump.”

“They didn't want it, so I took it from them.”

“Their flesh, their bones, their soul, all of it rests in my belly.”

“They couldn't go on living, so I let them live through me.”

“Aren't I kind?”

“To let them see through my eyes just how beautiful the gift of life is?”

“To let them see through the eyes of Syödä Elossa?”

“To savor life?”

[lakotalashota]

Weeeeeeeeellllp..... Apparently my mother blew all of our money on my older sister, so we will have to move in with her..... Trust me, this will not go well.

Bad news it may be, but it is totally unrelated to the photo.

This is Freundlich Leicht Puppe-Hersteller, the doll maker. Typically I prefer posting a more detailed portrait for introducing a character, but today is different... Mainly because I had to put him in this scenario to get his look right. I’d explain how he ended up here, but I don’t have the time. Gotta pack my stuff and prepare for a tough patch in the future.

Till next time!

[lakotalashota]

Well, keeping up with the whole Steampianist and Morb theme of my digital doodling, I ended up drawing up the Umbrella Salesman. Question is: Is he falling, or is he flying?

[lakotalashota]

Man, life sure has a way of keeping you busy. It’s been a while since I posted on here, but how’s everyone doing? Hopefully well. Anyway, to keep you all up to speed, the move is still going on. In a matter of days or so, I will be moved into a new apartment with my family. (I believe it is a townhouse.) 

That’s about it. As for the drawing above.... You ever hear “Twaddles of a Flu Faker” by Steampianist and Morbid Morsel? It’s about a chimney sweep who was driven to suicide by his tormenting bosses. Worth a listen if you’re into the dark and sad stuff.

But, yea. Inspiration came from that.

[lakotalashota]

Ya know what power laughter has? Not only is it the best medicine, but it makes you 100% cuter and/or more frightening. (Situation and person influence the outcome.)

[simsgonewrong]

I was having a Leisure Day pool party, when somehow my son drowned in the pool. The Grim Reaper showed up, did his thing…but then sat down in the lounger and stayed a good fifteen Sim minutes, as my Sims ate hot dogs and set off fireworks.

[lakotalashota]

People are dying every second and the grim reaper is always there. He is working a twenty-four hour shift for all of eternity. Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, he wants to sit back and kick it at a pool party too every now and then? I do.

[lakotalashota]

Yet Another Journey Has Begun.

Okay, so, my last few days have been nothing but pure labor. With another impending move from this city to another, my tail feathers have been being ruffled trying to keep up the pace and make sure everything is nice and tidy. I've barely had time to do a bloody thing this week, save make a few bits of banter amongst my friends and beloved one. I have literally worked so hard that my body aches...

... But that is only the bad. This week, all-in-all, was actually rather nice. I was well fed with good food, bought a cup with a mustachioed straw that makes the sipper look mustachioed themselves, bought a wine glass, and was handsomely paid for my work. I even got Persona 4, a game I was looking to have at for a while now. If it's as good as Persona 3 (which was an amazing game in my opinion), I'll be kept happy for quite a while. I also will be getting a collar for myself soon.

That's just about it for now, so thus concludes my little "Bringing Everyone Up To Speed"-ing spot here. Thank you for reading, and have a bright and lovely day.

~Lichkty

[applestixtime]

When I “talk” with my boyfriend.

[lakotalashota]

In case you all aren't aware, I love her oh so much.

[ginge-r]

[cotille]

SPACE FUCKS ME UP

[clio-cos]

This is terrifying and glorious and the same time.

[quasi-normalcy]

It is statistically impossible that we are alone in the Universe.

[rodeys]

here’s a link to the full res of hubbles ultra deep field photo, its fucking awesome

[ricofoxmods]

God i love space <3

[lakotalashota]

Ahhh, the wonder of the universe.

[fuckyeahffboys]

Vincent (FFVII) | 玖条

[lakotalashota]

That is a nice Vincent.

[fuckyeahffboys]

Setzer (FFVI) | にr

[lakotalashota]

Oh, Setzer.

[lakotalashota]

Well, for future reference, this is what Lass looks like when i draw him by hand... Hope it isn't THAT blurry... My phones camera sucks.

[fallska-deactivated20221117]

feelings and stuff

[applestixtime]

…..yeah…..sometimes…..

[lakotalashota]

Feelings and stuff indeed.

[damienhaaas]

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[eclectic-scriptorium]

Looks like plenty of great resources for books: happy reading!

[yeahwrite]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[lakotalashota]

Oh sweet, sweet literature.

[hannahexp-deactivated20180402]

The whole show:

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

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[levhaibas-archive-deactivated20]

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[gamercatkenma]

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[amandayahh]

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[jasuwonderworld]

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[ocudeus]

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[halfghool]

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[scarredtiger]

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[lakotalashota]

The whole show. (I was bored and jumped on the bandwagon, don't judge me.)