Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

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[mar64ds]

please watch this i love him

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

I love how the entire internet has rallied to gently pat him on the back and tell him it’s alright he did amazing

[bogleech]

This is absolutely believable to anyone with just any knowledge of any modern animals and I bet the hilariousness of it infuriates some slice of poser dino fandom, doesn’t it

[lightringstars]

Emotional breakdowns should not be physically exhausting that’s just unfair.

[nicolauda]

Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive

[colouritlater]

The GCs are Terfs. A specific type of transphobe. Quite a few British celebrity got recruited to their ranks and they have the money and clout to do a lot of damage unfortunately.

Terry passed away before Rowling started her downward spiral and played a significant role in creating the current toxic atmosphere around Trans rights in England . It is good to see that his daughter ,who is also a writer, stands up for human rights.

[noirandchocolate]

That’s despicable trying to “recruit” someone who’s DEAD. Not to mention there’s NOTHING in Pratchett’s books—including the ones of essays, articles, and speeches—to suggest he join in if he was alive.

And obviously his own kid would know his private opinions so hopefully the assholes will see her tweet and back the fuck off.

[datsderbunnyblog]

(GC stands for “gender critical”, when you see that it usually means that you’re talking to/about terfs who are trying to rebrand their image).

For those of you who are wondering who else the original tweet is referring to, they are talking about Margaret Atwood, a very prominent feminist author (probably best known for The Handmaid’s Tale). Because she is a feminist the terfs assumed that she’d naturally side with them, and it came as a massive shock (for some reason) when she very publicly opposed and humiliated all of  terfdom.

But yeah I don’t know how terfs can possibly get through Discworld books without any kind of self-awareness but apparently they do. I’ve also seen them talking about how the Wives in the Handmaid’s Tale are all trans women (solely based on the fact that they are infertile). If you know anything about the plot or even the basic premise you’ll know how ludicrous that suggestion is.

Terf rhetoric basically revolves around throwing shit at the wall and then crawling around in anything that sticks, but the underlying transphobia is always present.

[datsderbunnyblog]

Rhianna Pratchett is the best.

[officiallordvetinari]

“Terry Pratchett” is now a trending topic on twitter and everyone is just slamming the people who claim he would be transphobic. It’s been really nice to see

Also there’s this

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

And this. Bless @neil-gaiman

[coolcurrybooks-deactivated20230]

I’d already seen most of this on Twitter, but the Tom Hatfield tweet was new to me and got some laughs.

Also, this is the one that made me get all teary:

[hitmewithcute]

‘Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo’

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[shrike-dyke]

human: dude you've been in our d&d group for literally like three years, you don't need to keep asking if you're invited every time

vampire: i knowww, i just get anxious ok?

human: oh fair

[lastsonlost]

I feel personally attacked. Lol

[blanca-angelica-loveless-deacti]

When I say the word shooketh, I need you to know this is what I mean.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai]

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

[a-slut-for-smut]

[tehriz]

Some also important context (this is June 2021, after her second round of grants was announced), as well: 

[image description: tweet from Dan Price, the Seattle business owner who doesn’t take a massive salary and pays everybody at his company really well: “Two years ago, she had $36 billion. Since then, she has donated $8 billion - more than anyone in the world. She is now worth $60 billion. I think people struggle to understand just how fast wealth accumulates for the super-rich. She literally can't give it away fast enough.”.]

[quasi-normalcy]

She should bankroll unionization efforts at Amazon; really piss in the old man’s cornflakes.

[dancinbutterfly]

ooooh yes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[konoko]

[weaver-z]

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

[notmycatsname]

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

RWRB made me want to scream about it at the top of my lungs, tell the world how truly precious the feelings in those pages are, share that feeling with everyone because there's so much of it that it overwhelmed me. Consumed me with every word because I know that feeling of slowly knowing yourself, and I want that feeling of finding the one you maddeningly love.

OLS doesn't make me wanna do that. OLS is the feeling of sitting alone in your room at 3 o'clock in the morning and a once favorite song comes on in the shuffle, so you don't even realize when you start dancing in the dark to it. It's private, a different kind of precious. Like a secret you have with yourself. I don't want to scream about it, because I don't have to scream to know it's truly special. A calm comfort of found family and spark of love.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I like to imagine that the afterlife begins with being immediately scolded by a pantheon of tired, judgmental deities 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

God, bending down on one knee with a heavy sigh: hey buddy. we gotta have a talk about some of your behavior

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

MY behavior?? did you ever stop to consider what EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES forced me to MAKE those behavioral decisions??? extreme circumstances that could have been VERY easily resolved by one (1) omnipotent entity at a snap of their fingers??????

anyway god getting down on one knee just puts their face closer to my fists so thanks for that at least

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This is by far the most appropriate possible reaction, thanks monarch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#i arrive in the afterlife and immediately start unionizing the workers for a strike 

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Poem Bangkok ‘Eternity In An Hour’ Fall 2019 Haute Couture Gown

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[nunyabizni]

The Aussies have a thing or two to learn it would seem.

[luxshine]

I’ve never seen an Ostrich look SO offended in my life.

[marlynnofmany]

Let’s hear it for unorthodox animal handling skills! 

The ostrich is either so offended that it just can’t stand it, or it’s so confused that this other ostrich thing has gone and shapeshifted on it.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

ever remember watching 15 year old Keira Knightley in the bisexual bob as Robin Hood’s daughter going around shooting everyone and your baby gay self dying? me too

here’s a picture why does no one talk about it (also hilarious is the director saying I think she’s going to be “a big big star” well dude you were not wrong)

this is what i’m talking about

the true gay childhood

(it’s called princess of thieves here’s where u can watch)

[shittymoviedetails]

the universe decides to punished humanity