batteries not included

hi my name is ares | 23 | i don't tag things and im not sorry | please follow on instagram lambmaws bc tumblr is a dumpster fire | they/he |

[kinderfunk]

[toodotnil]

please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I'm defrosting

[nap-hime]

Oh defrosting meat, we're really in it now

[autodiscipline]

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

[autodiscipline]

i would be fangirling so hard if i met him in real life

[maidencryptid]

Enough of "this character is my son" this character is my nephew, not my responsibility but I'm taking him out for lunch and buying him hot wheels

[multi-axislaserchicken]

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[fieldbears]

"Nonono, sweetie, you got it all wr- wait just a second, just to be sure, it's Chloe with a C, right? Beautiful name, great choice - we are so proud of you and our love for you has not changed one iota. It's just that we are now very worried about a golden hawk with moonlit eyes swooping down and delivering a life-changing quest to you."

[skiplo-wave]

Previous grass leaders: 🥰🌺🌼💐 How are you? Want some tea? Lets chat on the soft grass friend 

New grass leader: See that sign that says don’t step on the grass? Fuck around and find out. 😠🌵

[angelofthequeers]

Actually screaming on the inside at how they basically told queerphobes and exclus to please fuck off and explicitly included us aspecs even beyond aesthetics like the pride flags and nail polishes

[screamydreamy]

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[ti0mumu]

Life imitates art

[star-anise]

THOSE CATS ARE IMMORTAL

[reptile-eye]

Leo and Donnie’s relationship in a nutshell.

[roseillith]

[polkadotmotmot]

Swaggiest girl of all time. She had the heaviest drip every episode. Always fresh and never repeated herself. Mad respect

[fawfulydoo]

weezer

[fawfulydoo]

[gentlesharks]

Baby Blacktip Reef shark!

[autistic-dumbass]

One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds

[gentlesharks]

most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks

[one-in-lemillion]

gentlesharks has hAD IT

[ex-riddlecats]

terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

[stupidsalmonn]

MEOWTH IS PLAYED BY A TRANS WOMAN?? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[ex-riddlecats]

yes her name is maddie blaustein she voiced him for the original 4kids dub :) everybody say thank you meowth

[thatpreciousthing]

You forgot the best part!! It was Meowth who inspired her to come out & transition!!

(full article)

[ex-riddlecats]

i actually didnt know that part and okay. hold on. hold on a minute. thats actually one of the sweetest things ive ever heard thank you

[bisouette]

🌒

[huii-is-no-longer-cozy]