Lover of all booty

Call me Stace!

[suyins]

wasnt azula being fatphobic when she called iroh uncle fatso??

you’re right…. let me add fatphobe to the list of Why Azula is Problematic right underneath her multiple war crimes

[joban]

i guess we’re going full circle... hellooooo tumblr

[joban]

i did this to myself im a manifester

[casperscareschool]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[throwupgirl]

i hope this site never gets deleted

[ilovecats4ever]

yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers

[burgrs]

Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising

[krekhead]

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[otterology]

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

[backyardbob01]

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

[steelblaidd]

☝️

Beach, booze, Buffett.

[alexseanchai]

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

[kvothe-kingkiller]

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

[officiallordvetinari]

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

[ff2-soda-pop]

“wow I sure can’t wait to play some splatoon-“

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[vision-of-the-moth]

[theoppositeofadults]

mood

[libraryoftheancients]

Catholicism any% speedrun

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

tgif stands for trans gender it’s friday

[testosteronetwink]

happy transgender it’s friday .

[fabledshadow]

happy transgender it’s friday

[annoyingalchemist]

happy transgender it's friday everybody

[cade-the-god]

happy transgender it's friday

[testosteronetwink]

happy transgender it’s friday

[gricefalco]

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[viria]

growth

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[onceiwashere]

No woman will ever want to fuck you

dude i’m a world of warcraft blog. you think this is news?

[thyrell]

[kyokaryuji]

Bold of anon to assume that OP wants a woman to fuck them

[onceiwashere]

i do

[marchingadventurer]