Trying To Get Through Life...

I don't even know where I'm going or what I want. It's not at all how I imagined life would be.Katie; 21 and currently living in the US. .

[zohbugg]

Since I’ve decided to make a tiny R2D2 for my robotics class I spent the morning finding .wav files of the different sounds he makes but the original file names I knew would get confusing

so here I am sitting here psychoanalyzing and personifying as many of them as I can because okay yeah he’s beeping and chirping but what was he feeling

[zohbugg]

much better

[artsortment]

You are a delight

[hobbular]

what does it say about me that i think i know which beeps you’re talking about in all of these

[dispatchrabbi]

It means you are learnéd in all the important disciplines.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[narkolepsey]

[okaytrue]

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

[bpdirt]

i want to get better but being a mess is my entire identity

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person. 

[cwote]

Learn To Say

No, to people when you don’t feel like hanging out

No, to people who don’t deserve your time

No, to people that make you feel uncomfortable

No, to people that threaten your happiness

No, to people that don’t let you be yourself

No, to people that make you ashamed for what you like

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[saltball]

Shes fucking domino

[intrepid-hamster-pilot]

Now You See me is the wildest movie like four people just dropped everything and vanished off the face of the earth in order to plan and execute several dangerous and highly illegal crimes all in order to join a magic trick club that for all they know may or may not exist

[sister-hawk-deactivated20210505]

the correct way to do an anthropomorphic cat:

the incorrect way to do an anthropomorphic cat:

[sabertoothwalrus]

studio ghibli knows what’s up

[certifiedboob]

Fuck. I’d give up my first born son to see a studio ghibli remake of Cats.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]

[stevienick]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thefreshestowtlook-deactivated2]

Trust.

[sadunkin]

Next level trust.

[suprastar]

Love that show so much

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[10knotes]

Funny no matter your age

[fyeahmovieclub]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

You can’t go back and change the beginning but you can start where you are and change the ending.

C.S. Lewis