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[obro-voices-deactivated20200819]

More legit than PPG 2016

[pointandclickaceventures]

no you guys this IS a legit 90′s PPG cosplay

[locsofpoetry]

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[redfield5x5]

always have, always will. [twitter]

(please don’t repost)

[theplasticsofdarkness]

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[lady-arryn]

female awesome meme: [2/5] mother characters

No one ever warns you about bringing up daughters. You think it’s going to be like Little Women. Instead they’re at each other’s throats from dawn till dusk. — Cora Crawley

[lanaprrillas]

catching up with friends

everyone: meets up with people

me: binge watches all the seasons of friends

[animations-daily]

“Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots …” 

[lanaprrillas]

me: everyone does not actually hate you. your anxiety is manipulating your thoughts to make you feel that way. in reality, you are a very well-liked individual with many friends who love and care for you.

also me: okay....that sounds fake but okay

[faye-chamberlain]

— Janice? JANICE?! — OH. MY. GOD!

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

There is nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are.

[lasagnagod]

i dont slay

[penis-hilton]

WHAT DÖØ ĘĘK

[poisoned-words]

I want to die, but I also want to live. And I think that’s where the problem is.

(via poisoned-words)

[julialouis-dreyfus]

Tina: Julia and I were asked to present together because we have so much in common. We both got our start on Saturday Night Live.  Julia: Both of us have children and Emmys, which we love equally.  Tina: And both of us will pretend to be happy for the other one if she wins tonight. Good luck, Julia.  Julia: You too, darling.  Tina: Don’t touch me.

[flarebossmalva]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

[flarebossmalva]

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

[maudlingoblin]

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

[flarebossmalva]

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

[ilovett]

I told my roommates this and one said “wait, isn’t beef already plural?” and I go “ok so what’s the singular” and she just goes “…cow?”

[princesconsuela]

Jennifer Aniston’s favorite Friends moments