Angry Stripper Lady

I'm Dillan (formerly Lana) a stripper, and angry feminist. Welcome to my rants and my thoughts on all things stripper related.

[tiredstripper]

Dear strippers

Please continue to whine, thats the reason i follow you, i love hearing about the bad days just as much as the triumphs.

Dear Civilians

Please stop following us, these blogs are not for you. Thats why most of the posts are tagged #strippersonly

[dahliabedamned]

May tonight be blessed with generous men May money flow towards me Me, serene and vibrant I am a magnetic force towards which all good things migrate

[dahliabedamned]

💸💰This seriously worked after I posted it so here’s to hoping it works again! 💰💸

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

[gwen-the-alien]

Melanie Martinez is cancelled

[compassionlotion]

I will come into some money soon

I will have more than enough to pay my bills

I will have more than enough to fund my project

I will have more than enough to eat

I am comming into abundance

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

✨✨✨✨

[emlepapillon]

This is the Money doll sending you all enchantments of blessings and wealth!

Like/reblog for unexpected money to come your way! Like/reblog on Wednesdays for more blessings!

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[deadmugen]

money for school pls

[psychedelicfelon]

Issa comeup

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

[blogitaway]

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

[gwen-the-alien]

Come gimme ur money 💸💸💸💸💰💰💰💰

[cocsathoughts]

me, your problematic fave: can’t have sex while sober bc i see your face in everyone i’m with so i get fucked up just to be intimate with another person :)

[ravenmagill-deactivated20251029]

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.

[queerdivinationenergy-deactivat]

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this, but money and crystals? What more could you want?

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

I usually don’t reblog but…crystal money grid! Please work!

[ttrajeudi]

me: wants to be healthy and recovered 

also me: actively enjoys self destructive behaviour

[gwen-the-alien]

Holy fuck

Boy oh boy am I falling in love.

[lanathestripper]

Yikes....yeah do yourself a favor and don't do that ever again.

[lanathestripper]

Okay but guys look how much fuckin glitter. 😻😻😻😻

[lanathestripper]

It fills me with so much joy that these devil heels are still getting notes, even tho the glitter falls off and makes my knees bleed.

[tinydoll-deactivated20170217]

As somebody who has been through some very dark and difficult times and has worked extremely hard to get to a place where I am finally happy, content and positive about things I cannot let any negative people exist in my happy world any more.

[evilfembot]

Last night was sooooo rough for me 😭😩

I’m going to drop out of stripper and become a school

[summerthestripper]

Omg I just died 😂😂

[guangd0ng]

[summerthestripper]

What since when do strippers wear Calvins to work

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i need to pay for my best friend’s college course, don’t fail me now

[fortheloveofwitchcraft-deactiva]

Sorry guys, but ya girl broke and desperate.