LANCE MCLAME

I got too into voltron and now I'm in love with Lance McClain Blah blah I'm gay

[knittedstar-deactivated20221104]

a collection of Voltron doodles!

[fakeblack]

is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay

[cure-yell-liker]

[meanplastic]

[odinsblog]

He is such an UGLY excuse for a human being

[hamyilton]

is this hamilton

[dajo42]

[wearing a fake leather jacket, eating ritz crackers out of the box, reclining in a casual position somewhere i shouldnt logically be able to access] im emotionally vulnerable as shit dude ill cry on any of you

[thexfiles]

[oak23]

the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness

[stovetuna]

@texnessa

[untrustyou]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

so grossed out by this

it’s 2017, yet people still receive these messages.

[everythingstarstuff]

WHOOP

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

[lances-space-helmet]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[cewn]

[tackylesbian]

is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl??? i think not

[bass-borot]

two sleepy girls cuddledozing together

[tackylesbian]

i was a fool. an absolute buffoon. you are, of course, correct.

[flingsizebed]

I held the tiniest baby goat I’ve ever seen! One day old.

[rosworms-is-shadowbanned]

Maui is not obese

Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?

That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this

as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?

Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.

This… 

is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 

You know who else is strong?

These guys…

And Maui…

Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.

And this guy…

That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.

There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.

Now… look at Maui again.

That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.

It’s just big and not ‘defined’.

And people aren’t used to that.

(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)