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green lantern: 2011 (#3)

considering that in emerald dawn: part two they only knew each other for around three months it's very much possible that hal might not know how to do certain stuff with his ring because sinestro never got to teach him Or hal had to learn it on his own

goodman-grace

I’m not a Sinhal shipper but there’s something very interesting to me about Sinestro being an allegory for corruption from power, and Hal who represents the natural resistance against corruption, falling in love with him. Hal being a character that consistently has to resist the temptation of all consuming power to stick to his moral duties, but slipping when it offers him companionship. Hal becoming Parallax to rewrite the universe and make his friend’s lives better, rewriting it so he can have everyone he lost back. Power only corrupting Hal in the face of loneliness and grief for those he lost. Power and love being intertwined in the narrative of Hal’s life. Many thoughts.

the amount of batlantern fics with unrequited superbat and superbat fics with voyeur hal is insanity . where's the superlantern fics where bruce just wants to be their third </3

#dc comics #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #green lantern #hal jordan #superbat #batlantern #superlantern #superbatlantern

emperorsfoot

I ugly laughed in the middle of work

emperorsfoot

The length to which pre-crisis Clark troll Lex is so funny

emperorsfoot

When you have to work together with your ex

#dc comics #superman #clark kent #lex luthor #adding this to my must reads

as someone who's shipped superlantern since the lego movie, seeing the superlantern renaissance on tumblr/ao3 these past few months has me feeling emotions i can't even put a name to

#dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #superman #clark kent #superlantern #i used to rotate between the same four fics but now it's like every two to three months there's a fic being uploaded about them!!! my BABIES #whats the word for when something becomes semi popular after nobody but you cared about it for YEARS

ghostfurret

So if the color yellow is Green Lantern’s weakness, does this mean Duke in his vigilante outfit could beat them?

I just imagine Duke getting pissed at Hal or Guy over something and just reaches for his helmet as they run away from Gotham’s Light.

The Batkids find this absolutely hilarious and will use this to fuck with them at all times.

lanternsjordan

duke thomas and hal jordan have already canonically met and so no, duke cannot beat a green lantern lol

#hal jordan #duke thomas #green lantern #green lantern corps #everytime a batfam stan doesn't take the green lanterns seriously and treats them like jokes to their batfanon a fairy DIES

TODAY AND TOMORROW IS THE JOINT BATLANTERN BIRTHDAY

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #hal jordan #green lantern #green lantern corps #batlantern #bruhal

lanternbats

Listen, I understand why most batlantern fics are Batfam focused, it's hard to have Bruce be a central part of a fic without his family, but I just want one GL focused fic. Shoot Bruce into space I don't care just let me have this.

lanternsjordan

not only would i be OBSESSED with a batlantern fic that leaned more towards hal's supporting cast in space but i want bruce to meet his BROTHERS!!!!!! and don't give us post johns "hal's brothers all hate him" characterization bc i desperately need pre n52 jack and jim jordan meeting bruce for the first time 💔💔

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #hal jordan #batlantern #green lantern

sirfowlman

Maybe Hal shouldn't have taken a Superman fangirl as his date for Superman's 50th birthday.

That second-hand embarrassment hit like a punch from Superman himself.

Taken from the Superman 50th Anniversary CBS Special

only three more months everyone

#dc comics #the flash #barry allen #happy new year #the flash cw #grant gustin #iris west

januariat

saw a tweet that made me consider the fact that there must be thousands of gothamites every night who ask their SOs to roleplay as batman, in any position. and clark would just have to overhear it

lanternsjordan

oh you are going to LOVE what i'm about to show you!!

from batman, legends of the dark knight #168

so there's actually a story from 2003 that starts off with batman falling several stories and onto the concrete– and on the way down he hits his head, giving him amnesia.

the entire issue is narrated by batman himself– and it's clear that although he doesn't remember anything prior to falling, he does remember batman, although he at first refers to himself in third person rather that remembering that he himself is batman, and he even questions why he doesn't use guns– he also doesn't remember the batmobile or the batcave. throughout the entire issue he attempts to fight crime despite his injuries and the fact that he doesn't remember how to actually fight.

and at the very end of the story, it's revealed that the batman we've been reading about isn't actually bruce wayne– he's a man named kyle nash, who fell several stories while roleplaying as batman with his wife during sex, and then believed himself to be the real batman when he woke up. when he meets the batman, bruce gives him a piece of advice: "the next time you want to spice up your married life, dress like superman."

in conclusion: does clark hear people roleplay as batman? maybe, maybe not– but since it's canon that clark has a tendency to listen in on bruce from far away (even if it's usually just his heartbeat) there is no doubt in my mind that clark probably heard this interaction from metropolis. LMFAO