It is widely believed in the Star Wars community that the medic droid that tended to Luke Skywalker was actually a pleasure unit. If he truly were a “medical robot”, why would his hands be so perfectly adept at handling cylindrical objects?
It becomes obvious if you rewatch the films that the medic droid, also known as 2-1B, is put in the room solely for Luke’s pleasure. While batcta tanks are okay for recovery, they have their limits. Bacta tanks couldn’t turn around injuries as severe as a wampa mauling in less than a day. It is believed by most Star Wars fans that Luke’s speedy recovery on Hoth was due solely to his handjob regimen, which the books lay out.
“Luke was to receive no less than three (3) jerkings per day, often more upon request. His jerkings would always be before his meals, so he could feel optimally relaxed while regaining strength. Sometimes Luke would say he was hungry even if he wasn’t so that he could trick the robot into getting another jacking off.”
Some fans of the series argue that Luke was faking his injuries the whole time, in order to get a pleasure bot and a few days off. The wampa that attacked his on Hoth was only 120 kg, well below the average mass of the species. His injuries weren’t severe, but his medical plan definitely did have some powerful perks that he wanted to use before the end of the war.
The leading theory is that the same 2-1B unit that helped heal Anakin and turn him into Darth Vader was decommissioned some fifteen years after the surgery. The droid was found by Jawa traders, flipped for a profit, and eventually put into service by a cash-strapped rebel alliance.
Only, the rebels didn’t have the technical know-how to program a medical droid, as it was a niche market compared to the pleasure bot industry. Most rebel alliance members didn’t have experience in STEM fields, so they couldn’t program it to do much of anything.
There was one rebel who could program robots, as he worked in the pleasure bot industry prior to joining the resistance. But again, he didn’t know how to program medical droids, so he went with what he knew.
He changed out the machine’s hands and programmed it to do the only thing his thousands of other droids had done - jerk.
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