me, her, and the 🍑

hiatus. {kat, 21} i love louis tomlinson and i am in larrie hell. [previously harryorgana, gingersnapslou]

[haznlou-deactivated20190321]

Harry when he said now kiss me you fool that had no correlation to the context of the chocolate coin competition:

[larented]

lol bye i guess

whats up gays and gals this blog is dead so uh fuckin follow me on twitter i guess if you like bts/loona or uh fuckin figure skating or idk just gay memes n shit

also i guess i technically have a bts tumblr that i use sporadically so uh hmu at @agustsun i guess. also i mean i guess i use @stellarmalfoys to blog about harry potter and like aesthetics occasionally so there’s that

[larented]

also i just unsaved all my saved urls so uh if u want em these are now free:

hufflepufflourry

pianolouie

louharru

louisroars

daggerlarry

pianolarry

louisonthemoon

larentsinc

heyangellou

woottonfic

yvrlarry

lunaroliviana

plantprinceharry

milleniumhansolou

lunarlarents

[larented]

lol bye i guess

whats up gays and gals this blog is dead so uh fuckin follow me on twitter i guess if you like bts/loona or uh fuckin figure skating or idk just gay memes n shit

also i guess i technically have a bts tumblr that i use sporadically so uh hmu at @agustsun i guess. also i mean i guess i use @stellarmalfoys to blog about harry potter and like aesthetics occasionally so there’s that

[newtkins]

me at 5am and despitd the fact that i’ve never managed to keep a plant alive: i feel like i was meant to become a florist

[thestylesgifs]

MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN 🏳️‍🌈 @ Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[keiraaknightley-deactivated2018]

“What do you think your prom date is doing right now?”

[strinians2007-deactivated202008]

[twelves]

niall singing along to ‘new rules’ by dua lipa

[d4l-archive]

someone really asked niall about if he gets nervous about celebrities at his shows and his first fucking thought was??????????? louis??????? niall sang with this mans for FIVE YEARS AND HE STILL JUST WANTS TO IMPRESS HIM????????? I’M GONNA DIE NOUIS IS SO. MUCH

[tomlinsun]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* spaceboy *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[thetomlinsondaily]

iHeart Festival 2017

[capacity]

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like

[dailyniall]

Do you ever get psyched out when there’s like a celebrity at your show?

[twopoppies]

Howls Like a Beast (You Flower, You Feast) 

 - by Anonymous

“You don’t love me,” Louis had said, utterly blasé as he callously fractured the heart of a Harry that was just barely eighteen.

“I do,” Harry had insisted pleadingly, green eyes already watering.

Louis had rolled his eyes, exasperated and flippant in the way only beautiful, young boys could be when faced with the affections of a baby prince. He had run his finger down Harry’s cheek then, had forced him to look into his eyes as he delivered the final blow.

“You’ll change your mind once you’ve seen more of the world,” Louis had teased, pressing a brutally delicate kiss onto Harry’s lovely, pure cheek. “Once you’ve been properly defiled.” He had whispered filthily, delighted by the gasp he heard, the frantic pink blush that had rested high on Harry’s cheeks, the power he had felt at knowing he could make the Crown Prince squirm.

I was so excited by the premise of this fic when the author asked me to contribute a drawing for it. But then she let me read it and I was blown away by the sensuality and beauty of the writing. This story is achingly good…keep an eye on this author, her writing is something truly special. 

Art by @twopoppies​ - thank you to @haztattlou for helping me with the framing!

Written for @31daysofsmut​ read it on AO3 now!

[cuntsciousness]

i dont even give a shit about harry styles but ive been seeing so much of him on my dash lately he’s started infiltrating my subconscious …. last night i had a dream he was being interviewed during one of his concerts and the interviewer was like ‘what do you think about blurred lines by robin thicke? it’s a fucking banger right’ to which he replied ‘that’s a garbage song for garbage people . i cant believe you had the audacity to ask me that’ and then he started full on sobbing on stage for some reason

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[strawdogs]

everything louis does is so complex and intricate he’s really out there …. finding hints,, making connections,, pushing the gay agenda

[sexatoxbridge]

19th June