[lovlae]

these really launched me into another dimension

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

I’m just sucking dick cause that’s the free option

[niambi]

I mean if you do it right suckin dick could take you places

[dannybonaduce-deactivated201407]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

every … man… believes he is Socrates and that every time a woman talks about her tried-and-true life experience it’s time to go to battle and defend the art of the argument. I’m just so….embarrassed … for them … how do you live like that…

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

like how do you not evolve since like 450 BC ???? How are you guys the exact same?? Embarrassing

[latenights]

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[killingstrangers666]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had stable mental health for more than 48 hours

[darlinghozier-deactivated202011]

Avengers 4 but it’s me finding out that Thanos killed Harry Styles when he wiped out half the universe so I take that big grape down with my own two hands

[dontwantyourb-ody]

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

[penicillium-pusher]

“girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!”

false. 

[hopepunkdave]

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

[sanattafrank]

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable 

[charlesoberonn]

We’re nearly halfway through 2018

[hellsite-yano]

[lordendsavior]

big mood

[corvigae]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ilybiaegslyb: i love you, bitch. i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

[c-bassmeow]

Technology is amazing Duo Lingo was an app designed to help you learn languages now she’s a singer telling me not to answer my aint shit ex boyfriends calls 

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this

[wlwkara]

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people