I CAN JUST NOD AND ALL YOUR WHUMPEES WILL BE HURT

Yeah, it's another Whump blog, but it's named after Carlton Lassiter, so that's a plus

[lassiewhumpee]

WOOO!! Whump Side-Blog!!!

Howdy! I absolutely love Whump, it's fuels my life and absolutely doesn't helps me to heal. Do they deserve it? Probably not, but I'd still like to torment my little babygirls.

Main: @corky-chicken

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Current Main Whump Victims:

🔪-> Carlton Lassiter (Psych)

🔪-> Everett Martin (School Spirits)

🔪-> Benjamin Krupp (Captain Underpants)

-> Torbek (Once Upon a Witchlight)

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Keep in mind: Yes list and DNI |

V

Yes! I love these!:

⭐-> Electricity/Shocks

-> Bound

-> Chains, Ropes, Tape, stuff like that

-> ^ Ripping Tape Off

⭐-> Manhandling

⭐-> Losing Control

⭐-> GOOD GUY GOING CRAZY/HURTING PEOPLE THEY LOVE

-> The Traumatized™ Aftermath

-> Taking it For the Team

⭐-> Head Trauma

⭐-> HAIR PULLING

-> Strangulation

-> There is probably more so I'll just add more later

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Alright, I'm Listening:

-> Gags

-> Whips/Batons

-> Super Power Stuff

-> Normally Hardheaded, Strong People Turing into Broken Messes

-> Intox (Not really for noncon)

-> Knifes/Guns

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Absolutely NOT/DNI:

-> Anything involving Genitalia

-> Anything with eyes (with very little wiggle room)

-> Anything with the Tounge (and teeth to a degree)

-> Kids/Preteens

-> Slave Stuff. Just too racist imo.

-> REAL PEOPLE - THIS IS FULLY FICTIONAL

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What my username references:

Lassie Jerky cause he like...suffers a lot in that episode

What my title references:

https://youtu.be/otIZsujDpDo?feature=shared

[lavsprout]

woody whump :)

i never really like how the movie just dismisses woody's voice box removal like that. i mean, he was literally freaking out about his arm in the second movie, but suddenly he was fine with having the ragdoll's equivalent of a spine removed?? IT MAKES NO SENSE!! his voice box is such an important aspect for his character!!!

anyways i needed an excuse for angst so have this 😋☝️

i want more woody content hes my fav character i cant take it anymore

[potejto-potato]

The brain worm of "aperture" continues to burrow in my brain.

Fic link: Aperture

Fic creator:

@birdbyrne

Edit:

I have never recieved so much attention in my life, I am in tears! I love reading all your tags T^T Also check out the fic! It's really really good!

[yourawizardkatniss]

paul matthews, you are so special to me

[matchatealeaves]

God the urge to write something horrifically depressing is so strong. Also the tgwdlm obsession returning means I rlly wanna make Paul Matthews suffer

Angst fic timeeeeeeee (if I can think of a plot)

[lassiewhumpee]

You don't get it. I watched the TGWDLM remount. You don't get it. I want... Need to tear open Paul's ribcage with my bare hands while he screams

[sophmorewhump]

dare i say the ending of tgwdlm was a good part of the reason why i got into whump 👀👀👀

[lassiewhumpee]

That is so valid. It's so painful to watch and he's so possessed and dead. Whump central

[cowboystokes]

[livedinthecastle]

8x17 // 9x08

[livedinthecastle]

this show was so insane every other episode they would be like sam winchester is like a house that burned down he’s not even alive he’s falling apart i’ve invaded your brain and i can’t believe you live like this you’re a mess you can handle an unholy amount of torture because you’ve been tortured so much already your soul is like a crumpled old receipt at the bottom of god’s purse

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

you don’t have to be kind to your blorbos. you just have to be kind to yourself ♡

[iliacobserva]

let me inside ur ribcage i promise i can be trusted in there just let me innnnnnnn

[so-many-ocs]

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

[amaideniwilldee]

happy psych anniversary my body is a machine that turns random text posts into lassie dialogue options

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[lassiewhumpee]

Saw someone say Paul was a vessel for Pokey by the end of Guy and now I really want to draw/see his body degrading and falling apart because of it. Like Supernatural Lucifer style

[phantompetals97]

Paul matthews need to stop being hunted down please???

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[pipperoo]

Not Your Seed The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2025 Remount)

[pipperoo]

What Do You Want, Paul? The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2025 Remount)