No Music No Life

Katrina. XX.

[informadrid]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

I’m the nude lip gloss

[cocaineteas]

I’m the clear mascara.

[iwouldntshowmom]

I’m the subtle contour

[adumundead]

I’m the butt plug

[brownnesscrew]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

[bgm05]

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

[captain-cargoshorts]

guacamole is offered for $1.75

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram

[saint-batrick]

they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta

[cumaeansibyl]

Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream

[silent-calling]

Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served.

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them are good

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when you try to leave.

[themodernmaccabee]

The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a farmers market in a recently burnt down barn.

The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well done

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can cost up to $5 depending on what you get.

[joey-wheeler-official]

The food you order to go comes in a brown paper bag

[skywardsister]

Restaurant tables are made of recycled wood. The aesthetic of the building is black, silver, brown, and red. Food eaten in is served in loose, small wax paper bags instead of plates. Prices on the menu do not show currency iconography beside them.

[quoththeqrowin]

Who hurt you people

[adorkablydelicious]

The Bay Area and SoCal

[older-malum]

[nikkalick]

Not a crossover I was expecting, but I’ll take it

[ferpykins]

yes it did happen

[sa2ha]

today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

[scumbagsblog]

This should be a clothing option in stardew valley

[anxietyproblem]

[needs-a-name-deactivated2019092]

[studentlifeproblems]

[hitchcomet]

[budacub]

thank you for htis

[brodoyouevenhonk]

I would watch Star Wars

[anxietyproblem]

clap….clap clap clap clap x1000

[stimman3000]

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[deathdaydreamm]

[wizardbreasts]

[arabwife]

i admire people who could’ve turned cold after everything they’ve been through but still chose love anyway. there’s strength in that

[psych2go]

THE ENNEAGRAM: This 9 Personalities Test Will Reveal Your True Personality Type

The Enneagram is a system of personality classification. The test is widely used in psychology and business, as many consider it to be a very useful tool for self-improvement and personal development.

👉 TAKE THE TEST HERE

Are you….

1 THE REFORMER.  2 THE HELPER.  3 THE ACHIEVER.  4 THE INDIVIDUALIST.  5 THE INVESTIGATOR.  6 THE LOYALIST.  7 THE ENTHUSIAST.  8 THE CHALLENGER. 9 THE PEACEMAKER

👉 REBLOG YOUR RESULTS

[asheryapal-deactivated20240301]

I got The Loyalist and that sounds about right!

[uniquecrown1111]

I got the individualist

[memewhore]

[eronlovesyaoi]

this joke killed me

[kanayoshiko]

no

[belalegoshi]

[brazilshit]

interview: Can you show us some of yours skills

me:

[mybananaaas]

I cant

[as-an-asterisk]

I thought this was hungry hungry hippos

[pomme-de-terr3-deactivated20181]

Um damn

[rhysiare]

That booty really poppin’

[psychofactz]

20 Things You Don’t Have to Apologize For

You Never Have to Apologize For…

1. Removing someone from your life that repeatedly crosses your boundaries. 

2. Being who we are, and feeling our feelings. 

3. Trusting your instincts, even if you can’t explain it. 

4. We should never apologize if we’re not truly sorry. I don’t believe in apologizing because someone ‘demands’ an apology. 

5. Quality “me” time (taking care of ourselves). 

6. Your opinion—there is no right or wrong opinion, and there’d be a lot fewer arguments if more people could just respect and appreciate different insights. 

7. Standing up for what you believe in. 

8. Living life the way we choose to, regardless of fitting in with other people’s norms. 

Keep reading

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Look at this wolf

OK now you can continue

[bettieleetwo]

this was a worthy interruption of the nothing i was doing