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#thinking back to the time I gave a very long detailed explanation of Phan to my cousin #and she like wasn’t even that interested #I think she said one thing about it and that launched me into a however long monologue #young miranda would never think she’d be here in the year of our lord 2025 getting a 45 min video confirming their relationship #and be living in Japan and be 8 months into a relationship with a GIRLFRIEND #the gays are WINNING

1percentcharge

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

ordr

i do

abbaquin

reminder to give your butch forehead kisses

krudman

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

time-traveling-fetus

ottisbuns

bnprime

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

katelyn-danger

<- cocaine / alcohol->

cryptotheism

Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

cryptotheism

Insane that he did all that while naming his characters shit like Count Evilcount and Peter Penissex.

boxheadpaint

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

boxheadpaint

spidermanifested

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

boxheadpaint

Oh My God Damn

danmeichael

you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

danmeichael

i call this the taur scale.

there is an exact range of horse (or other animal) within which a creature is at its most uncanny and it is somewhere between 75-100%. outside of that range it is fine. within that range it is considered "nightmare fuel". i am unsure what the optimum point within that range is.