why

are you here

[ciao-salut]

[latin-flame]

Absolutely phenomenal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

concept: Faebook 

[thefivecalls]

I see your faebook and raise you to:

Instagrim

[cauligreens]

Snapchant

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Twitcher?

[pussyandpetrichor]

triktok

[cool-beans-central]

Sinterest

[bl-nk-sp-ce]

Horify create your own screamlist

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*deep breath* Deaddit  BooTube  Grimder  LinkedDjinn  MySeance  WhatsThat  Faebook Hexenger  Discorpse  DeviantArt and last but always least: Tumblore

[outfoxt]

I love how DevientArt didn’t change at all

[latin-flame]

Ifunny

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*shows up to the farmers market wearing my own blog merch*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh wait did i forget to tell ya i sell merch now?

and by "merch" i mean a plain white t-shirt with an Enormous Menacing Pink Face slapped on the front. which i forgot i was still wearing when i left the house yesterday to buy groceries. which lead to some Interesting Conversational Moments with my fellow farmer market goers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here is THE MERCH

art commissioned from @mantacid (art blog @mantacid-art) who very kindly rushed to get this done for Halloween! the print is bigger and creepier than it looks in the photos, and I have really enjoyed walking around in public with a ghoulish pink gaud face drapped across my chest, staring accusingly at passerbys.

(order in the next week or so if you want one by Oct 31st. it took some work but they're available in sizes XS-5XL, with an international shipping option)

[latin-flame]

The image looks like it's in pain

[writing-prompt-s]

An experiment is designed to test what would happen if human kids were raised by a robot. You are the A.I. made for this, and you are expected to take care of an orphaned child for 18 years, at the end of which your performance will be reviewed.

[latin-flame]

I teach him basic manners and also how to beat the shit out of some dude pissed him off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

[barin-mclegg]

I think this might be the best post of yours I’ve ever read

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wat about the 1 directly above it???

[twisted-monarch]

This is so beautiful and uplifting that I’m going to abstain of looking for the other post in order to keep this wholesome feeling.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IT’S NOT OPTIONAL YOU FUCK

[boopusdeloopus]

WHOLESOME ONLY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NO WHOLESOME ONLY CURSED

[honeyedheartss]

gaud, I feel like you would also be appreciative of these:

these are normal, average, pet store goldfish released into the wild and they become MASSIVE motherfuckers

very cursed and fits ur blog but also it’s super harmful to the environment bc they destroy the normal food chain and also reproduce pretty quickly and since they are just fancy carp, they revert back to brown in a few generations

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what the FRESHWATER FUCK

[hedgehogcryptid]

that last one looks really out of its depth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please don’t take this personally but I am going to remove your organs one by one with a dinky pair of tweezers in the style of a sugar-high 6-year-old playing their first game of Operation

[magmagpie]

This wasn’t an art prompt, but I felt greatly compelled and it was really fun to make

[pukicho]

Hey! You previously mentioned you were interested in animation and 3d art? Can we see some pieces of yours?

Here are some of my favorites, I am trying to specialize in landscapes, one of the reasons why I sell shirts is so I can re-afford my 3d program, since I can't actually afford that and college atm!

[latin-flame]

Puki can I make you an offer

[pukicho]

Puki please let me back into your life I love you so much baby why wont you respond 😩😩😩

I drew this wide-ass dog

[latin-flame]

That's a nice dog.

[pukicho]

You absolutely reprehensible garbage man

Sometimes you just wanna laugh at a racoon eating garbage, I am that racoon.

[latin-flame]

Thank you

[prideknights]

Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️‍🌈⚔️ (October 11, 2021)

[biot08]

I love these people

[latin-flame]

Ok I'm out of my house, what do I do know.

[pukicho]

Pukicho, what's your best tip for homework motivation?

Cheat

[latin-flame]

Understandable

[pukicho]

do you have adhd?

I do and I fuck

[latin-flame]

What do you fuck, puki?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I salute you, brave warriors of ages past. Also known as when I was in 8th grade.

[what-even-is-thiss]

[minecraftedmarvel]

You're not allowed to make me feel old stoooppp

[what-even-is-thiss]

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

Shush ur face this meme can't be a decade old it only happened yesterday

[what-even-is-thiss]

2011 was a decade ago whether you like it or not

[latin-flame]

No

[shiovan]

Sanderstober 2021, Day 7: Take the last meme in your phone and Halloween-ify it

Vampire Math Lady

[thatsthat24]

WOW. Ok wow, not only is this amazing art… but I didn’t even think about this… 10/10 meme usage

[latin-flame]

How the heck do i Halloweenify this

[hunginggrapes]

Ye add a black cat

[latin-flame]

Is this good enough

[latin-flame]

[writing-prompt-s]

Long ago, you made a wish for immortality to a genie but the genie twisted it and made you ageless instead. After meeting an actual immortal person, you look back on it and reflect on how the genie was actually looking out for you.

[latin-flame]

It's just a sentient pile of meat mush

[latin-flame]

[shiovan]

Sanderstober 2021, Day 7: Take the last meme in your phone and Halloween-ify it

Vampire Math Lady

[thatsthat24]

WOW. Ok wow, not only is this amazing art… but I didn’t even think about this… 10/10 meme usage

[latin-flame]

How the heck do i Halloweenify this