carpe diem losers

alt of @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

[latin-offical]

Intro:

I'll occasionally translate posts into Latin and other stuff (still learning so don't go too crazy with the requests)

Alt of @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

He/they

Will do my best to speak Latin(please motivate me to study it)

[the-great-germany-offical]

Bratwurst…am I right man…

[latin-offical]

Infantes

[aceofpans]

duuuude we’re so fuckeddd. these roads make no sense. Ive been driving for hoursss and the only place they take me is fucking ROME

[aceofpans]

I mean this place IS pretty nıce but I could do better. this kinda thing would probably only take me like a day

[murderous-goose]

@latin-offical

[latin-offical]

Quaeso ne urbem meam incendas.

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Better photo

Guillotine ass guitar

[ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical]

read that as "gasoline ass guitar"

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

Well it is Fire

[ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical]

but i think ham meant that it looks like you could kill a king with that edge

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

That's pretty sick

Regicide is awesome

[french-offical]

Bah ouai

[latin-offical]

Filius

[marlin-finding-nemo]

Slander

[latin-offical]

You are subjecting your son to countless bullying, and he deserves it, he is nemo

[everyday-things-addict]

please 🙏

I wanna write yoai (or anything)

Give me ships (Even if im not in that fandom) I will write about it. Or topics like angst or fluff or something in particular like biting or anything

I will write your yoai (just not proships) but keep in mind if im not in that fandom it may not be the best

@man-offical @do-not-u-dare @asap-azriel @no-one-offical @metalstarfella @rosedragon28 @james-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @i-am-xp-64 @endlesswatcher @lake-gender-fluid @zeta-finnish @e-loves-reading @fawnys-blog @kassia244 @lipstickonapiggg

May not do all! So many!

[latin-offical]

Grumio(Cambridge latin course) x Sweeney Todd(demon barber on fleece street)

[french-offical]

Tu est adulescentula ego?

(Are you my child?)

- @latin-offical

mais ouai, evidentment

nous apprécions tous les deux l'art.

[latin-offical]

Euge!

[french-offical]

Salut!

je suis français

but i also speak english

(english translated stuff is in this font)

nouveau officiel!

#français — en français

#anglais — in english

#ooc french — mod speaking ( @murderous-goose )

les officiels:

@satan-offical @man-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @german-offical @english-offical @english-offical @homosexuality-offical @james-offical

[latin-offical]

Salve adolescentula

[french-offical]

Dégage, bordel! Vous avez envahi ma patrie il y a longtemps!

La vengeance sera sanglante et glorieuse.

[latin-offical]

Tu est non fortissimus

[french-offical]

casse toi

[latin-offical]

Non

[french-offical]

Salut!

je suis français

but i also speak english

(english translated stuff is in this font)

nouveau officiel!

#français — en français

#anglais — in english

#ooc french — mod speaking ( @murderous-goose )

les officiels:

@satan-offical @man-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @german-offical @english-offical @english-offical @homosexuality-offical @james-offical

[latin-offical]

Salve adolescentula

[french-offical]

Dégage, bordel! Vous avez envahi ma patrie il y a longtemps!

La vengeance sera sanglante et glorieuse.

[latin-offical]

Tu est non fortissimus

[french-offical]

Salut!

je suis français

but i also speak english

(english translated stuff is in this font)

nouveau officiel!

#français — en français

#anglais — in english

#ooc french — mod speaking ( @murderous-goose )

les officiels:

@satan-offical @man-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @german-offical @english-offical @english-offical @homosexuality-offical @james-offical

[latin-offical]

Salve adolescentula

[german-offical]

what do yall like want me to post about

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

The gays™

[german-offical]

ich liebe die schwulen

[latin-offical]

Amo homosexualis

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[realshinjiikari]

Reblogging this a year in advance

[roseisgoat]

Me too

[latin-offical]

Caesar literally means "the hairdue" which is a nod to him being a bald bitch

[heart-offical]

Stop freaking out and breathe

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

NO

[heart-offical]

YES

[latin-offical]

*Furcifer*

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[paranoia-offical]

Idk if you've heard of the magnus archives(it's a fiction horror podcast), but you would definitely be a victim of the Eye.

I have not heard of this "Magnus Archives," no. However, I shall search this up...

[kingkit7734]

*Appears as the name of Magnus is uttered*

WELL WELL WELL NEVER HEARD OF IT HAVE YOU?

[paranoia-offical]

Oh dear God! Where did you come from‽

[latin-offical]

Fun fact! Magnus means big in Latin! Which is kinda on the *nasus*

*nose*

[julius-caeser]

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-