carpe diem losers

alt of @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

[latin-offical]

Intro:

I'll occasionally translate posts into Latin and other stuff (still learning so don't go too crazy with the requests)

Alt of @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

He/they

Will do my best to speak Latin(please motivate me to study it)

[everyday-things-addict]

please 🙏

I wanna write yoai (or anything)

Give me ships (Even if im not in that fandom) I will write about it. Or topics like angst or fluff or something in particular like biting or anything

I will write your yoai (just not proships) but keep in mind if im not in that fandom it may not be the best

@man-offical @do-not-u-dare @asap-azriel @no-one-offical @metalstarfella @rosedragon28 @james-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @i-am-xp-64 @endlesswatcher @lake-gender-fluid @zeta-finnish @e-loves-reading @fawnys-blog @kassia244 @lipstickonapiggg

May not do all! So many!

[latin-offical]

Grumio(Cambridge latin course) x Sweeney Todd(demon barber on fleece street)

[french-offical]

Tu est adulescentula ego?

(Are you my child?)

- @latin-offical

mais ouai, evidentment

nous apprécions tous les deux l'art.

[latin-offical]

Euge!

[french-offical]

Salut!

je suis français

but i also speak english

(english translated stuff is in this font)

nouveau officiel!

#français — en français

#anglais — in english

#ooc french — mod speaking ( @murderous-goose )

les officiels:

@satan-offical @man-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @german-offical @english-offical @english-offical @homosexuality-offical @james-offical

[latin-offical]

Salve adolescentula

[french-offical]

Dégage, bordel! Vous avez envahi ma patrie il y a longtemps!

La vengeance sera sanglante et glorieuse.

[latin-offical]

Tu est non fortissimus

[french-offical]

casse toi

[latin-offical]

Non

[french-offical]

Salut!

je suis français

but i also speak english

(english translated stuff is in this font)

nouveau officiel!

#français — en français

#anglais — in english

#ooc french — mod speaking ( @murderous-goose )

les officiels:

@satan-offical @man-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @german-offical @english-offical @english-offical @homosexuality-offical @james-offical

[latin-offical]

Salve adolescentula

[french-offical]

Dégage, bordel! Vous avez envahi ma patrie il y a longtemps!

La vengeance sera sanglante et glorieuse.

[latin-offical]

Tu est non fortissimus

[french-offical]

Salut!

je suis français

but i also speak english

(english translated stuff is in this font)

nouveau officiel!

#français — en français

#anglais — in english

#ooc french — mod speaking ( @murderous-goose )

les officiels:

@satan-offical @man-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @german-offical @english-offical @english-offical @homosexuality-offical @james-offical

[latin-offical]

Salve adolescentula

[german-offical]

what do yall like want me to post about

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

The gays™

[german-offical]

ich liebe die schwulen

[latin-offical]

Amo homosexualis

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[realshinjiikari]

Reblogging this a year in advance

[roseisgoat]

Me too

[latin-offical]

Caesar literally means "the hairdue" which is a nod to him being a bald bitch

[heart-offical]

Stop freaking out and breathe

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

NO

[heart-offical]

YES

[latin-offical]

*Furcifer*

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[paranoia-offical]

Idk if you've heard of the magnus archives(it's a fiction horror podcast), but you would definitely be a victim of the Eye.

I have not heard of this "Magnus Archives," no. However, I shall search this up...

[kingkit7734]

*Appears as the name of Magnus is uttered*

WELL WELL WELL NEVER HEARD OF IT HAVE YOU?

[paranoia-offical]

Oh dear God! Where did you come from‽

[latin-offical]

Fun fact! Magnus means big in Latin! Which is kinda on the *nasus*

*nose*

[julius-caeser]

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

[latin-offical]

The ides of march is approaching fuckers

[latin-offical]

Everyone loves the antichrist

[strbutch]

The tgirl reading this is gorgeous btw

[amvs]

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[amvs]

[walkietalkiesaki]

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

[amvs]

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

[squareallworthy]

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

[amvs]

[randomalienencounter]

!¡𝙹𝙹∷ ᔑᒲ⍊ᓭ

[trammellesstangent]

I’m more concerned about the entity with the Lorem Ipsum gun who is trying to suppress knowledge about the medical benefits of titanium implants. Who are they and what is their goal?

[randomalienencounter]

⊣∷ᒷᒷ↸. ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᓭᔑ||. ╎ℸ ̣ᓭ ⊣∷ᒷᒷ↸

[latin-offical]

Uhhh no fucking clue