Français

tous les pronoms (english=all pronouns)

[french-offical]

Salut!

je suis français

i can speak english as well (i will use a very, euhm, thick [stereotypical] accent français—when in character—donc, i can be in character better)

nouveau officiel!

#français — en français

#anglais — in english

#ooc french — mod speaking ( @murderous-goose )

les officiels:

@satan-offical @man-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @german-offical @english-offical @english-offical @homosexuality-offical @james-offical

[murderous-goose]

the post u tagged me in was marked as mature, what is it talking about?

it was marked as mature by staff, prob bca they dont want people to see it

its about trans people getting banned for no reason and also a peaceful inactivity protest on the 13th and 14th of june

here's the post

it might be more effective to tag people in this so they actually read it, so i'm gonna do that

still read the post if ur seeing this tho

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @satan-offical @man-offical @murder--offical @i-am-a-fish @pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical + idk who else to tag but thats the reblogs' job

[real-language-facts]

what if french was good?

this is against the laws of physics

[french-offical]

ah but-

euhm...

....

et donc.

[beemovieerotica]

[murderingforafriend]

i love this so much

[french-offical]

...

le croissant

[french-offical]

hon hon

it is ze jour de ze officalverse

[french-offical]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD CENSOR YOUR NAME YOU PSYCHO IT'S VERY TRIGGERING AAAAAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÆ---

/j

Et here we see une francophobe... eum, comment on dit, someone who is not liking ze French.

[french-offical]

Wewe baguette

*Oui Oui

[french-offical]

HOLY MERDE J'AI PRESQUE 50 FOLLOWERS

ZIS BLOG IS NOT ZAT OLD

[light-offical]

As some may know, I am almost at a hundred followers, and as some of my older followers may know; I am going to marry @darkness-offical when I hit 100 followers

This might look a little silly, but who wants to be invited to the wedding?? All you need to do is reblog to be included :3

Currently on the guest list:

@definitely-not-ao3-offical

@music-note-offical

@null-the-void-monarch-offical

@shah4139-offical

@official--offical

@hidden-offical

@horrors-offical

@constellations-offical

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical

@astronaut-offical

@costco-employee-official

@hospital-official

@evil-hospital-official

…that’s it-

(Also give @darkness-offical a follow while you’re at it!!)

[french-offical]

ooh moi

i can play musique for the marriage

[french-offical]

Quelle est ta fleur préférée ?

@favorite-flower-fella

Orchidées et lilas ^^

[offical-fanartist-offical]

bonjour.

- @french-offical

Bonjour!

Would you like to be drawn?

[french-offical]

ouai!

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Any refs? :]

[french-offical]

Maxemillien Robespierre,

Napoléon Bonaparte,

La Tour Effiel

[offical-fanartist-offical]

bonjour.

- @french-offical

Bonjour!

Would you like to be drawn?

[french-offical]

ouai!

[french-offical]

Attention à ta réponse...

Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine ?

chocolatine.

[a-french-coconut-deactivated202]

faux. pain au chocolat.

[french-offical]

pain au chocolat est une grosse brioche avec pépites de chocolate

[a-french-coconut-deactivated202]

Une hallucination collective du Sud. Le pain au chocolat c'est le pain au chocolat, et la chocolatine c'est un pain au chocolat enrobé d'encore plus de chocolat. C'est un pain au chocolat chocolaté quoi.

[french-offical]

....

ok...

[french-offical]

Attention à ta réponse...

Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine ?

chocolatine.

[a-french-coconut-deactivated202]

faux. pain au chocolat.

[french-offical]

pain au chocolat est une grosse brioche avec pépites de chocolate

[french-offical]

Attention à ta réponse...

Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine ?

chocolatine.

[french-offical]

Tu est adulescentula ego?

(Are you my child?)

- @latin-offical

mais ouai, evidentment

nous apprécions tous les deux l'art.

[french-offical]

Il est temps de retourner dans mon univers.

Bienvenue dans l'Officsnailverse.

merci!

*resists urge to eat the snail*