Lauapurple

[latadelixo]

[feministism]

[catchymemes]

[thesunryside]

Mario Cart stats

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[grad-school-fool]

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

[more-muppets]

They want her to be a forest nymph instead of the stem field eco-terrorist feminist that she is

[ames-draws]

…I had to draw it.

[yay855]

It also fits because she’s a lesbian, and lesbians wear plaid jackets.

[rikmach]

To be fair, the in-universe explanation is so she can attract rich men who devastate the environment to her so she can murder them.

[yay855]

…that would only work the first few times.

[rikmach]

I think you’re underestimating the stupidity of horny men.

[trashpandagamer]

That previous comment is gold and I love it

[gamechangershow]

*clenching teeth literally 24h a day*

[weadoregaga]

Lady Gaga picking up a smoothie via a horse, is the definition of extra I aspire to be

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[flatbear]

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

[n0-sudden-revelations-deactivat]

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

[the-mayor-of-the-internet]

The force is strong in this family

someone take Photoshop away from me

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

This is the best post I’ve seen all week

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[plathisms-blog]

the moon is brilliant and captivating why can’t i be like her

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[apinchofsanity]

They are harvesting our sorrows

[sweaterweathercub]

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

[feynites]

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

[morrithal]

The grim beeper

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

[morgrana]

[gwinny5k]

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

[deliciousstomach-deactivated202]

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

[bogleech]

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

[themuditaendeavour]

Convenient children =/= healthy children

[absolutely-walnuts]

Convenient children do not equal healthy children

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[blackgirlsvevo]

if ppl just killed all bugs that end up indoors, the bugs would have no choice but to evolve to realize they shouldn’t come into houses . all you soft ass ‘take it outside with a cup and piece of paper slid under’ hoes are fucking up the process . natural selection is trying to come in here and do what she has to do why must you challenge her .