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SENSEIQUEST

#SenseiQuest #I was inspired #and then I got sick for a week #but it's finished now #Sensei #Pizza Game #jelloapocalypse #jello plays games

oliviawebsite

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

oliviawebsite

ah i see now. so "walgreen" was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this "america". you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

ahno-nimus

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

fairycosmos

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

doing-90mph-in-central-london

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

eccentricecologist

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

nyaa

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

nyaa

wild

nerveblot

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

creepymutelilbugger

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

comfort-care

wyldstallyn

slowspinningredemption

saltoncity

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

cidham

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

cherepashkadrabbles

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

electricpurrs

"Awkward" maned wolf photographed by Gabriel Bonfa, Brazil

dirt-mann

corvid-language-library

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

corvid-language-library

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)