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The duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom

[laugh-out-laud]

SENSEIQUEST

[sobcat]

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[importantpics]

[cosmonautroger]

[thefiresontheheight]

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.

[komaedalovemail]

Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

[memorycycle]

we need to put a watergun on a satellite that shoots the earth in one spot forever and jt makes a stalagmite that reaches all the way into space and that will push earths center of rotation closer to itss surface so we start swinging around crazy as fuck and start colliding with other planets and fucking everything up just like the most confusing thing possible for any alien observing us to see

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[pangur-and-grim]

he's reeeally pushing his luck

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

Mx why are they so shaped.

[milanesa42]

Chuletas con puré

[halondrus]

Okay

[frailgun]

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

[artbyblastweave]

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

[artbyblastweave]

And for the last time, you can't fuck the monsters. They aren't the kind of monsters you can fuck

[toastedicarus]

Had it with all this bullshit grimdark worldbuilding just for the sake of edginess with nothing to actually say. I'm going to fuck the monsters.

[artbyblastweave]

Listen, buddy, I get it when it's monstrosity-as-a-marker-of-marginalization or it's a, a commentary on arbitrary constructions of beauty standards or whatever. That's one type of monster, that's fine. Very fuckable type of monster. But we're talking about, like, the metaphysical worldly manifestations of imperialist warmongering and rapacious depletion of the environment and systemic racism and shit like that. And I mean it's obviously not conceptually impossible to eroticize all that, you see people doing it, but it's fraught, right? It's fraught. Thin Ice. And if you're gonna go there you can't be flippant about what you're doing, man. This shit affects people's lives in real, non-metaphorical ways. When I was at CVS I just saw three or four anthromorphic personifications of the concept of medical debt pulling a little old lady apart like a wishbone

[meimetchi-deactivated20251007]

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[mothcub]

If I feel like it...

[orteil42]

i simply do not read "and" and "&" the same way in my mind. they just sound different