Be illogical

Australian. 19 at last count. this is an attempt at a humour blog :) always try to follow back :) Ask away :)

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

[thebootydiaries]

grandma

[idisagreewithmymind]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

the last picture killed me

[27-tater-tots]

has this been done yet?

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

what the fuck this is so completely in character

[laughspan]

how my husband got a cat today

Saturday: so there's this nice cat hanging around my work place that i am feeding

Sunday: it's not a good cat environment i'm gonna bring cat home and take to a shelter or something ok

Monday: shelters have high kill rates and this cat is nice and smart and i will rehome her myself ok maybe my boss will take her idk

Tuesday: *catches cat and brings home* SHE WAS SO GOOD SHE DIDN'T CRY AND DIDN'T TRY TO SCRATCH ME WHEN I PUT HER IN A BOX AND LET'S PUT FLEA MEDICATION ON AND GET HER SOME FOOD AND LOOK SHE'S PRETTY

Wednesday: her name is Curie and she is a precious angel and i am the only one who is allowed to pick out her collar and it is purple look she's my princess

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[postingwhileblack]

I want him now!

[psych2go]

Emotional Advice For a Bargain: Child Offers Advice for Two Bucks

[hangingonforwhat]

I really need one of these. Think if I offered the kid $20 he’d follow me around for the day giving me advice?

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[awwdorables]

[neosporin-butthole]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[canaduuuh-deactivated20180110]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Aww.

[raincitykittyy]

What men don’t understand is that women do a lot of things to avoid assault and harassment.

[mynameiskleiosgirl]

Even put up with harassment to avoid assault.

[taekenbysurprise]

[astralspacedragon]

[unclebeanbag]

Miles is a nice guy

[slavicgalpal-deactivated2018011]

let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

[pomegranat-deactivated20170905]

what

[smellie-bongwater]

LET 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 BOYS

[pomegranat-deactivated20170905]

who’s stopping them

[mouthgurl5]

Lesbians who say they’ll never date a girl that has touched a man. People that say bi girls will cheat because they’re bi. There’s so much biphobia not only with straight people, but in the gay community

[g0dtier]

my lesbian friends who told me they were “high-key disappointed” when i started dating a cishet boy. my ex girlfriend who asked me “wait weren’t you gay” and then when i explained i was bi went “um. ew lol”. the whole “gold star lesbian” bullshit. can we face the biphobia in the lgbt community instead of shoving it under the rug lol

[hurleyquinnzel]

Also people who believe that if a bisexual girl enters a relationship with a boy she is somehow less queer because she willingly entered an opposite sex relationship. People who believe bi girls are only queer if they’re single of in a relationship with a woman. People who think bisexual girls are just lesbians who don’t want to be “full homo” or some bullshit. People who think bisexual girls are just straight girls who want attention/to be special. Don’t ignore the blatant biphobia in the LGBT community. Please. Let bi girls do whatever the fuck they please.

[incaseyuhnevaknow]

[danylives]

loving this concept

[agentem]

I love the Gwendoline is a) taller than everyone and b) still wears high hells to make herself EVEN TALLER than everyone. (Example: She’s only one inch taller than NCW but she’s like, “Nah I want to tower over him so he knows who is in charge.”)

[rocket-thee-stallion]

I love her ❤

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[krazykitsune]

Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled with demons and angry spirits when it was actually just filled with some loud ass birds.

[starburstdragon]

@lotsandlotsofbirds

[micdotcom]