Luminary

hey bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes ✩ ne/nem/it/its/he/him

[apoiios]

tumblr turning into twitter and discord turning into spyware.... everyone give me your whatsapp rn .....

[apoiios]

just remembered whatsapp also is meta so actually fuck all of that and everyone give me your home addresses i will be there in two hours

[kurowrites]

We should probably go back to writing letters.

[kidoumoved-deactivated20140130]

when people call me their friend

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[dogpuppy]

[cilantrhoes]

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[mattressblowoutsale]

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at