Not happy about this

jade, she/her, leo, bi, haven't been here in a couple years and then another lockdown, so heeyyy I'm back.

[launchmein2ablackhole]

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

[fizzgigfurball]

@diseonfire future?

[vet-and-wild]

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m trying to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT.

[pencilwritesshiz47]

CC:

So the cows think that I’m delivering hay, and I’m to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT. Get away!! NO! Oh my god, figure it out. LADIES. It’s like a ZOMBIE MOVIE. I’m tryin to DIG! 

There’s not anything. STOP. What!? *mooing* There’s NOTHING! oh my gOD it’s the entire herd. 

Guys. GUYS IT’S DIRT. It’s DIRT! It’s dirt, it’s not hay! Go find the other gra– it’s DIRT!! You know it’s dirt!! Eclair >:( [I cannot puncutate that correctly without that face, ok.]

What. in. the. ab.so.lute. shit. are. you. doING!? What are you doin!? What’s that about!? It’s DIRT!

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[blue-pixiedust]

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

[necron-9-9]

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

[atomictourists]

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

[yourdreamscantlast]

@whateverthepoodle

[ashstfu]

I am an overly emotional unemotional clingy but distant private person who likes to overshare at any moment and I'm still trying to figure out how that works.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

-fae

[thosedamnsmoshkids]

hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN

[melxncholymermxid]

Bautista said “say it with your chest”

[azcrowleyfell]

For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista

He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:

He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:

And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:

https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[scarecrowqueen]

This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

[tygermama]

He looks like he gives great hugs

[anarchistcommunism]

Celebrate the tradition of Black Anarchism with the Black Rose Anarchist Federation for Black History Month!

[niqabisinparis]

“boys dont like it when-“ 

[theshirtlessadventurer-deactiva]

“girls don’t like it when-”

[ryuunosukees-blog]

“people would probably like you better if-”

[batnoodles]

FAVOURITE POST

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[roxylalonde]

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

MUTUALS DO THIS

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[leatherleaves]

Look at them little straight boys feelin themselves, you go white boy

[wumbreon]

The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

My heart❤️❤️❤️this is wonderful!!!

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

[harmonyblast]

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

[launchmein2ablackhole]

Look at me feeling cute...🥺

[launchmein2ablackhole]

So I’m doing a fundraiser for Birmingham Women’s hospital, I’ll be climbing Snowdon at 2am and I need £200 sponsorship! It’s a fab cause and money raised will help them continue the amazing work they do treating infertile women and sick children on their paediatric ward.

To continue my support for them I’ll be donating my eggs a little later in the year to allow an infertile lady to experience pregnancy and give her the chance of being a mom! I’m so excited for this and it’ll be such a rewarding experience if all goes to plan!

So please please please donate, the link is below, and all money goes directly to the charity!

https://gofund.me/6e983645

Snowdon Sunrise Trek, organized by Jade Thomas

Hello! My name is Jade and on the 4th April 2021 I will be partaking in the Snowdon Sunrise Trek to … Jade Thomas needs your support for Sn

[bettedavisgf]

one thing i don’t get is mount everest. just walking up a hill innit

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge